HOW MANY CALORIES I EAT IN A DAY | SNAPCHAT Q&A - 11/21/2017

[stronkwonk]

zzzzzz. zzzzzzzzzz. zzzzzzzzzz.

 

[wateryketchup]

fucking riveting

 

[C3PBRO]

Boring AF, I learned exactly nothing new from this.

It's hilarious to watch the comments getting the shit pruned out of them, but not fast enough to keep the hate from floating to the top. If you are having trouble with the keyboard Amberlynn, there are solutions.

 

[also autistic]

By the 2 second cameo Rarity had before i got too bored and stopped watching, at least her body language makes it appear like she's alright

 

[vodka]

Thoughts while watching this:

• I'm actually surprised that Amber is a capricorn, not surprised that Becky is a sagittatus.

• Even sped up, that singing part was so cringey and was way too long. I'm pretty sure we've heard her sing before in older videos, though? Maybe I'm mis-remembering. I'm surprised she acted humble about that unlike her being such a good writer lmao.

• I feel like she does a Snapchat Q&A every few months, it's so boring and repetitive.They're already talking about getting married lol. They've only been together for 8 months. There's plenty of cringe "I love you Becky *kisses*" too.

• I'm not surprised all of the people asking are girls or gay men...Lol at the guy asking about Destiny though - you've already stirred the pot.

• "I don't like, eat 300 calories" Obviously, says a lot though, that she thinks you can only be not morbidly obese if you're starving.

• "My backup plan is just filling out job applications, I'm laid back, there's no downfall to Youtube, I want to write and publish something" No, you're just lazy, you can't write, and if Youtube died off, your resume would be embarrassing.

• "My favorite thing about my life right now - I'm surprised I thought of more than one - is having my cats back and making videos for you guys" Yeah, sure.

• "I don't think I could reach 199lbs in 2018 unless I get weight loss surgery. I'm hoping within the next 5 years. I don't even know where I'll be in 10 years, but I want to be married, and healthy, and still doing Youtube".

 

[666EVE666]

This video really showed how little she has planned for life. Maybe she is more self-aware than we give her credit for and realizes that just hoping to be healthy & married in 10 years is good enough because if she keeps this lifestyle up she won't make it there.

I liked how she wants to meet up with a hater because she's so misunderstood but blocks anyone who challenges her word on Twitter and won't live stream/talk to anyone about the shitty things she has done. That made me giggle.

She was on snap asking for these questions making it seem like she hasn't done one in a long time lol she does one like every other month and it's ALWAYS the same shit.

Comments are better than the actual video as usual, this one was interesting imo:

Edit lol someone commented this screenshot as a reply to Mother Winslow:

 

[PiggyPie]

same old, same old

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

Author is a pipe dream, a high stress often dead end road. It's one of the most vicious and competitive careers(if you're lucky) and it's filled with constant uncertainty. Also, you need motivation, diehard dedication and at least some type of talent, so, scratch that off your list right now Amber. Most authors work parttime or fulltime jobs before they ever make it, you know, writing on the side, and even then some still maintain parttime jobs. Can you imagine Amberlynn as a librarian? Screeching and clapping like a five year old behind the desk watching trisha paytas while people are trying to just fucking read in peace. Maybe she could work in a bookstore and when people ask for recommendations she can point at a shelf in the teen drama section and say "That one's got a cute cover! It's goals."

Zero life skills and even less sense of reality. It's not if she loses her stability on YouTube, it's when. Few jobs last forever and most people are humble enough to be like, hey, maybe I won't be able to make it as a famous singer so I should have a real job while I work on this dream of mine. Not Amberlynn though. YouTube star or bestselling author.

 

[Malibougie]

Lie-berry

 

[AmberNastyFeet]

She is so out of touch with reality...does she really think people will be watching her Walmart vlogs, girlfriend tags, and nasty mukbangs in 10 years from now? I don't even think a lot of the actual good YouTubers will be around in 10 years. She says she want's to work in a library, but does she know how poor the job growth in that field is, and how unqualified she will be with no education or library work related experience? She just wants a job where she can sit on her ass all day.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

She is so out of touch with reality...does she really think people will be watching her Walmart vlogs, girlfriend tags, and nasty mukbangs in 10 years from now? I don't even think a lot of the actual good YouTubers will be around in 10 years. She says she want's to work in a library, but does she know how poor the job growth in that field is, and how unqualified she will be with no education or library work related experience? She just wants a job where she can sit on her ass all day.

I... highly doubt she'll still be alive in 10 years if she keeps this up. I wouldn't worry about it.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

She is so out of touch with reality...does she really think people will be watching her Walmart vlogs, girlfriend tags, and nasty mukbangs in 10 years from now? I don't even think a lot of the actual good YouTubers will be around in 10 years. She says she want's to work in a library, but does she know how poor the job growth in that field is, and how unqualified she will be with no education or library work related experience? She just wants a job where she can sit on her ass all day.

YouTube is churning out endlessly new channels with new faces. There's no way in hell Amberlynn will be relative in ten years because she'll be ten years older fighting waves of newer, younger content and fresh faces, that is, if YouTube is still around in ten years and it's very possible that it may not be. Mukbangs and hauls and tags and bait titles will be obsolete when Amberlynn is 35 and trying desperately to stay afloat in an already very shaky means of making a living, if it's still around. She's basically screwed herself over by not learning even basic entry-level work for her resume like manning a register or learning some level of customer service, waitressesing, or even light manual labor like a thrift store. What am I saying bitch doesn't even have an I.D.

 

[Xenomorph]

zzzzzz. zzzzzzzzzz. zzzzzzzzzz.

Fucking hair not washed, she looks unkempt as fuck and greasy, God she must STINK.
Im waiting for the sad faced thumbnail soon for pity views.

"I dont wanna leave this earth, that's so saaaad" - Egolynn being sad the world wouldnt have her in it.

 

[Entertained409]

I'm going to play Devil's advocate and assume that once YouTube dries up she'll have no choice but to lose 89 lbs to become mobile enough to work a job. I predict that in ten years she'll be.....!!!

A burger flipper.

 

[Pikimon]

>Eating anything at all
>Being this obese
>Not looking at pictures of food instead of eating

 

[nyankosensei]

LOL LOL LOL She just posted on Snapchat that Becky and her wanna have a weight loss competition and share it with Youtube, i wondered if both are gonna fake their weigh ins or just blame the batteries?

 

[HamaBau]

God, I LOVE the way she chooses to pronounce the words "morbidly obese". It gets me every time. Sounds like she's trying to detach herself from their meaning like "WHOOPS! I kinda got morbidly obese, oh well...".

Oh, and the part where she's trying to sound like she understands just how big she is and says "God, that's so sad" (at 10:33) in the most insincere way . Right after she said that, she looked at the camera as if she was asking the director if she did well.
Also, "I was gonna lose weight this year but then me and my girlfriend broke up". That was like, what? 8-9 months ago? I don't know about you guys but whenever I don't suceed in something I just wait for a whole YEAR to pass cause I can't do it unless it's a new year's resolution.

 

[Coleman Francis]

Comments are better than the actual video as usual, this one was interesting imo:

That is probably one of the douchiest comments ever. And I'm not talking about amberlynn reed, I mean the "mother winslow" person.

 

[Hui]

>Eating anything at all
>Being this obese
>Not looking at pictures of food instead of eating

You are gonna turn to dust if you don't eat a sausage soon.

 

[666EVE666]

That is probably one of the douchiest comments ever. And I'm not talking about amberlynn reed, I mean the "mother winslow" person.

This is true, I just had a feeling her "fans" would take it and run with it:

It's the perfect "drama" to use to victimize herself (guise when I was bisexual I liked my men BLACK, I'm NOT a racist!11!!!1!! And I'm DEFINITELY a lesbian1!!!1!) while temporarily escaping criticisms of Rarity's care.