How many lolcows moved on from being a lolcow? -

[AtroposHeart]

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Cyndilovespiccolo

This is the only lolcow on top of my head that I can think of that outgrew being a lolcow.

Do we have any more records of people who just stopped being lolcows?

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Usually lolcowism is terminal.

 

[Pikonic]

Spax3 and AgentOrange didn't really learn, they just faded into obscurity.

 

[Night Terror]

Firedarkdragon managed to grow out of it, IIRC.

 

[Xalver]

I think Sammy will grow out with age (hopefully), and ADF seems to be working his way out (just a guess).

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

Cyndi is way better now and actually kind of fun to talk to, although she's pretty socially awkward. Better yet she's got no hate towards the trolling. She legit pulled herself out of getting trolled vs fading to obscurity. I got to give the girl props because she was almost as bad as Chris.

 

[Daario Naharis]

If I'm not mistaken, Snapesnogger grew up and improved quite a bit as an artist.

Spax3 and AgentOrange didn't really learn, they just faded into obscurity.

I think this is the case with a great many lolcows.

 

[Android raptor]

I think Sammy will grow out with age (hopefully), and ADF seems to be working his way out (just a guess).

Last I checked ADF's FB (which was about a month or two ago), he's only gotten more batshit and has been entirely consumed by SJWness. He might be talked about less, but he's most definitely still a lolcow.

 

[Holdek]

It seems like A-Logg and Rika have but it's probably not been long enough to assess.

 

[Xalver]

It seems like A-Logg and Rika have but it's probably not been long enough to assess.

Alog is a toonphile, he never will. (He also has a WWOEC account.)

 

[Meowzers]

zeriara is still an unoriginal furry with bad taste, but she became a huge pothead and turned borning and now doesn't do much of anything.
snapesnogger was still doing shit in like 2009/2010, but she kept it under wraps. apparently she had/has an awful jealousy problem and can't keep friends. i dunno if she's still like that, but she's out of the public spotlight these days and stopped drawing anime nagas.
sonicrocksmysocks goes by her real name now and turned into a homestuck tumblrite

uhhh a minor one i liked - i can't find yaoigoddesskeale anywhere on the internet anymore, except on an abandoned gaia profile. but when i checked him again a year ago, apparently he goes by male pronouns now, turned into one of those bjd weirdos and is obsessed with amnesia and game grumps. still a big time shotacon.

 

[Xalver]

Last I checked ADF's FB (which was about a month or two ago), he's only gotten more batshit and has been entirely consumed by SJWness. He might be talked about less, but he's most definitely still a lolcow.

Looked up sjw. (Social justice warrior)

So he is obsessed with lgbt rights? (Nothing wrong with lgbts)

 

[Daario Naharis]

snapesnogger was still doing shit in like 2009/2010, but she kept it under wraps. apparently she had/has an awful jealousy problem and can't keep friends.

Really?

Huh. I remember reading she grew up a bit on a few blogs. Course that would of been more around... Oh... 2011, 2012?

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

Link's Queen, the writer of the catastrophically bad Zelda fanfic My Inner Life, has moved on and even encourages sporkings of her fanfic. It's a bit of a shame she didn't finish the final chapter.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

That chick that was obsessed with Bolt seems to have moved on.

 

[Xarpho]

So he is obsessed with lgbt rights? (Nothing wrong with lgbts)

Read the SJW thread, they're scary extremists that are nothing like typical gay rights groups.

 

[Meowzers]

Really?

Huh. I remember reading she grew up a bit on a few blogs. Course that would of been more around... Oh... 2011, 2012?

for a while she was friends with those gay bunny guys and piled on endless fanart and praise for them, but apparently she was really shitty to them behind closed doors. she was super possessive and jealous and got really pissy when they would hang out with irl friends or family instead of chatting with her, and basically forced herself into their story and stole their characters. a friend of the bunny guys shared all of this info on dramachan back in 2009/2010 after everything was said and done and the bunny guys dropped her shit.
but hey maybe she's grown up since then and realized she was an abusive ass. but then again, she doesn't really speak about any friends on her tumblr these days, does she? i wouldn't be particularly upset if she didn't have any friends anymore. abusive friendships get my blood boiling.

 

[BT 075]

As long as ADF continues to be a communist extremist idolizing the likes of Mao Zedong and Stalin, he will never ever not be a lolcow. All of his views are messed up, his beliefs crazy. And he does not even have the intelligence to back them up using logic. Hell, I'm pretty sure he barely even understands how politics work to begin with let alone grasp the subtlety of personal interaction. I imagine to him, it's just something he knows will get him friends and attention of other spergs. Like how a toddler knows how to say certain bad words to draw attention from adults. That's what drives this type of person. Like that deviantart nazi guy who likes to cosplay as an SS officer. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what the fuck the Second World War is even about unless he saw an anime about it. They just want to belong to something. And shocking people is a big plus.

You cannot move on from being a lolcow, really. Unless you change your disgusting fetishes, your retarded political beliefs and your abhorrent behaviour. Best you can hope for is that at one point, they realise it's best to shut up about shit. That, through years of trial and error, they learn to not broadcast their crazy to the world. They then fade into obscurity and continue to be crazy within the contents of their own rooms, be it padded with pillows or in their parents dusty basement.

You can get the cow out of the lol, but you can never get the lol out of the cow.

 

[sea panther]

Spoiler: ADF is still at large. now with added tumblr crazy!

 

[Chikinballs]

As long as ADF continues to be a communist extremist idolizing the likes of Mao Zedong and Stalin, he will never ever not be a lolcow. All of his views are messed up, his beliefs crazy. And he does not even have the intelligence to back them up using logic. Hell, I'm pretty sure he barely even understands how politics work to begin with let alone grasp the subtlety of personal interaction. I imagine to him, it's just something he knows will get him friends and attention of other spergs. Like how a toddler knows how to say certain bad words to draw attention from adults. That's what drives this type of person. Like that deviantart nazi guy who likes to cosplay as an SS officer. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what the fuck the Second World War is even about unless he saw an anime about it. They just want to belong to something. And shocking people is a big plus.

You cannot move on from being a lolcow, really. Unless you change your disgusting fetishes, your retarded political beliefs and your abhorrent behaviour. Best you can hope for is that at one point, they realise it's best to shut up about shit. That, through years of trial and error, they learn to not broadcast their crazy to the world. They then fade into obscurity and continue to be crazy within the contents of their own rooms, be it padded with pillows or in their parents dusty basement.

You can get the cow out of the lol, but you can never get the lol out of the cow.

Considering his idea of paradise is a world run by transexual communists with sex paddles...just...yeah.