How many naked ladies does Santa Claus see when he delivers presents on Christmas Eve? -

[8777BB5]

After hearing the super annoying Santa Baby song 49 times today, I became curious as to how many women whore it up when Santa delivers his presents. I imagine that there are some households where after he comes down the chimney he comes across a housewife clad in only a red ribbon and smile while holding a plate of gourmet cookies and a glass of expensive milk and brandy and willing to sexually pleasure him in exchange for a laundry list of things they want.

 

[nippleonbonerfart]

Just 1. ur mom

 

[Rat Speaker]

He's happily married you pervert fuck!

 

[Frank D'arbo]

37

 

[The Shadow]

Just 1. ur mom

Well I DID see mommy kissing Santa Claus...

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

37

37?!?!

After hearing the super annoying Santa Baby song 49 times today, I became curious as to how many women whore it up when Santa delivers his presents. I imagine that there are some households where after he comes down the chimney he comes across a housewife clad in only a red ribbon and smile while holding a plate of gourmet cookies and a glass of expensive tard cum and brandy and willing to sexually pleasure him in exchange for a laundry list of things they want.

NO man--the whole point of that song is that Santa doesn't get any. Which kind of makes him a cuck.

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

Why even ask this?

Everyone knows Santa is a globalist conspiracy to ramp up consumerism at the end of the year.

 

[dopy]

considering the fact that literally everyone walks around their house naked every single day of the year, but it is impossible to tell the exact time of bedtime for any single person on christmas eve due to meta-brownian sleep deviation (especially with respect to the fact that sunlight hours vary worldwide(, we must presume that the answer is you are a fucking virgin

 

[Rand /pol/]

How many cocks does OP suck daily? Less than his mom lolownedepicstyle

 

[Y2K Baby]

Why even ask this?

Everyone knows Santa is a globalist conspiracy to ramp up consumerism at the end of the year.

Die, Pepsifag.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

You mean that's not how you thank Santa for bringing you presents?

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

Die, Pepsifag.

Fuck Pepsi, Fuck Coke, And more importantly fuck the Globalists

Fucking Shill

 

[Y2K Baby]

Fuck Pepsi, Fuck Coke, And more importantly fuck the GlobalistsView attachment 607455

Fucking Shill

t.rootbeerancap
Smh.

 

[A Hot Potato]

More than anyone on this website.

Which means he's seen at least one.

 

[eldri]

69

 

[BeanBidan]

Idk but I know bunch of kids around the world have hoe's for moms, kissing the nigga and shit

 

[Frank D'arbo]

Fuck Pepsi, Fuck Coke, And more importantly fuck the GlobalistsView attachment 607455

Fucking Shill

That's right:

JONES SODA MASTER RACE

 

[Pina Colada]

Depends on how much wrapping paper they used.

 

[UnKillShredDur]

I'm just surprised Santa hasn't been shot by someone for trespassing yet.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Does he show them his North Pole?