How many of Chris' friends are 'real'? -

[jemas42]

This is a very broad question, and I apologize if it's been posted before (I'm new and TRYING to avoid any newfag stuff) but how many of Chris' facebook friends are estimated to be real (IE actual friends of his, like Anna) and how many are estimated to be trolls? I imagine most of them, or at least most worth mentioning, are probably trolls, while only a handful are people most human beings would actually consider friends.

 

[Big_Pete_33]

I can imagine Chris genuinely did have friends when he was younger, but thanks to his attitude in later years.

 

[Foulmouth]

I'm pretty sure it's all asspatters and trolls. I wouldn't even call Anna a friend ,She's the Empress of Asspats.
And possibly some vague people who haven't got round to defriending him yet.

 

[Kosher Dill]

while only a handful are people most human beings would actually consider friends.

No one in Chris's life is what normal people would consider "friends". As far as I understand it, the Facebook scene breaks down to:
- A few "compromised accounts"
- Anna and her people
- Maybe a few random pity-facebook-friends who he added from church, who now have him on permanent ignore
- Several dozen Manchestrians, dwindling rapidly

The trolls aren't really that numerous. Before Chris went on a binge of adding friends, our insiders had to be careful about releasing stuff because so few people had access, and it would be obvious who leaked it.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Few to none, and I'm heavily leaning towards none.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Friendship is a reciprocal relationship. So he has no friends. Anna, the only one remotely close, is part apologist and part hanger-on. Neither of those are qualities of friendship either.

 

[Hyperion]

None, and it appears his only real friend in his entire life has been Megan.

We saw how he ruined that friendship with the quickness of a speeding hedgehog.

 

[trip2themoon]

To me friends are people you hook up with to indulge in shared interests and enjoy each others company for those reasons I'd have to say 0.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris has exactly zero real friends.

The reason for this should be obvious: Chris is incapable of viewing another person as a peer, and therefore cannot make a real friend.

 

[Big_Pete_33]

To elaborate, Megan was the closest thing of being a friend. But he fucked up badly like his drawings.

 

[trip2themoon]

Chris has exactly zero real friends.

The reason for this should be obvious: Chris is incapable of viewing another person as a peer, and therefore cannot make a real friend.

Yeah, Chris > all the rest of us.

 

[Zim]

"I'm so happy, 'cause today I found my friends. They're in my head."

That's Nirvana telling Chris that he should just accept that all his "friends" are imaginary.

 

[DR_Distraction]

Chris actually doesn't have any real friends. One of the requirements for anyone I consider to really be my friend is that if we live within a 30 minute drive of each other it would be common for us to hangout whenever we both can. Chris has less than 100 facebook friends I believe, and of these few facebook friends, his interactions with all of them appear to be strictly virtual these days (no more than emails or facebook posts). I think he may have more face-to-face interaction with a drive-thru cashier at McDonalds than anyone on his friends list.

 

[Stratochu]

Anna, Kim, Waterhead, Eddy Steel, possibly Kengle when he was still on OPL's friend list, and Dana Mahri are whiteknights. Manchester High alumni and church people were pity adds and dwindling. Then we have our inner-circle moles. Assuming he hasn't added Joseph Herring and Joshua Martinez, he has no real friends on there, and he hasn't contacted Herring & Martinez off the internet in years.

His only real friends were Megan, Joseph Herring, Joshua Martinez and Sarah Hammer... we all know what he did to lose Megan, Joseph's graduation and the move back to Ruckersville ended the friendship with Joseph, relations with Joshua were severely strained after the Vanessa Hudgens/Lori Lopez stunts and most of us know why Chris and Sarah Hammer are no longer friends.

 

[CatParty]

including barb and anna? absolutely zero.

 

[fuzzypickles]

None of them. All the real friends he had walked out on him years ago.

 

[Christ-Chan]

- Several dozen Manchestrians, dwindling rapidly

This isn't true, his friend count is slowly rising. We've just decided that everyone is blocking him and so we treat it as if it was true, but it isn't.

 

[milkshark]

Waterhead and Anna wouldn't associate with Chris if he wasn't a famous LOLcow that they're tasked with protecting. He has no friends, and he doesn't deserve any.

 

[Hyperion]

I don't see why they would block him. These people just learned about Christory and they have front row seats to the tard himself. I can only imagine the sort of tarding that happens in personal messages.

Oh wait, we don't need to imagine. Chris has managed to ensure that his private tardings are public too!

 

[Scuttle456]

I recall Eddy Steel or posted something about someone sending him Xmas cookies... was that a troll/ ween? or actual friend?