How much does he read the forum? -

[DevilDog]

How often/much does he read da forum? Since he does little besides vidya/internet I would imagine he looks at the forum daily.

 

[LM 697]

He used to read the old forumer site all the time.

 

[TL 611]

Who cares? Even if he is on 24/7 and reads every post in every thread in every forum, he's still not going to understand it. It's like typing at a brick wall.

 

[potrzebie]

Yeah, he'll just see words, and interpret those words without putting them into the context of an actual sentence. Just like when he thought that the Korean food guys were trying to poison him just because somebody mentioned Korea on the board.

If he can't even understand simple sentences, how is he going to understand walls of text psychoanalyzing him?

 

[Trombonista]

He used to read the old forumer site all the time.

And through my account.

 

[The Lurker]

^ How did he manage that, anyway?

 

[Null]

^ How did he manage that, anyway?

Pretty sure it was a bluff.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He checks in almost daily. I'm not sure what he plans to do with anything he finds out. Maybe he's waiting for some magic obvious self-incrimination, like someone saying "hey guys I'm going to break into his house and steal his triple, and I won't wear gloves so as to leave lots of prints" or something.

It's like typing at a brick wall.

 

[Uzumaki]

He used to read the old forumer site all the time.

And through my account.

Yeah I remember your cybername from when he announced that. What was the story there?

 

[Judge Holden]

Personally I almost suspect he visits us daily because he actually wants us to actively troll him, so he can have some honest to god human contact and excitement back in his life.

When he was the target of active trollery, he was the hero of his own little story fighting against evil pickle suited alcoholic rapists for true love and honesty and regularly matching wits with his arch nemeses in larger than life scenarios like the hero in any children's cartoon. In the real world he is just some lonely nobody with no connection to anyone but his mother and a fossilized church councilor, with the crushing knowledge he has lost everything he ever fought for IRL, and that he has no education or career prospects whatsoever.

 

[punchabunch]

He used to read the old forumer site all the time.

And through my account.

I just find it funny that he chose YOU out of all the members, many with quite higher profiles then you, to claim of who he was. If he was smart and called out a very low-ranking member I am sure some people would have belived him and do stuff like send JULAY! PMs.

IIRC part of the reason he was visiting us was to take screenshots of our 'trolling' and show to his then-upcoming trial that MICHEAL SNYDER IS THE HEAD OF ALL TROLLING OPERAITONS WORLDWIDE ARREST THIS MAN! or something similarly nonsensical and retarded.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Personally I almost suspect he visits us daily because he actually wants us to actively troll him, so he can have some honest to god human contact and excitement back in his life.

I don't get why people think Chris secretly wants to be trolled. It's like putting a rat in a locked cage, and saying the rat must secretly want to remain imprisoned because he doesn't just pick the lock. The rat can't pick a lock, the lock is as undefeatable as the rest of the cage in his dumb little rat brain, and Chris likewise can't figure out how not to be trolled because he's so obstinate and full of himself.

It might be true to say that he would have become depressed years earlier if not for trolling, because without such a long-term enemy to fight his loneliness - and realization of how indifferent the world at large is to him - might have set in much earlier. But none of that is something Chris has any control over.

 

[Bugaboo]

If Chris saw the cute animal thread would he still think we're terrible people who were molested as children? (Because that totally leads to people being dicks)

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

I think he checks the forums, yet he doesn't read all of them. Just pieces of posts here and there.
After all he just wants people to kiss his ass to make him feel better, the negative comments causes too much stress for him *stress sigh*

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

The times he made his presence known were in the build up to the trial. Now that he doesn't have a lawyer at his disposal, I doubt he'll do more than read the first page or two of a given thread.

 

[sethrutgers22]

He's going to take a screenshot of this thread for his Facebook and caption it, "Every. Fucking. DAY. Now GO TO HELL you fuckbrained trolls"

 

[Tubular Monkey]

It might be true to say that he would have become depressed years earlier if not for trolling, because without such a long-term enemy to fight his loneliness - and realization of how indifferent the world at large is to him - might have set in much earlier. But none of that is something Chris has any control over.

I agree. And I can't help wonder how much more meaningful his life would be right now if he was currently involved in an online dance contest with trolls to determine the true owner of Magi-Chan. Or posting pictures of his feet to prove that rumors that they were severed in a plane crash in Switzerland were FALSE. Or... well, it could go on and on and on. I must say it sounds like it would engage him more than staring at a television upstairs in his mom's house, waiting for nothing.

He's going to take a screenshot of this thread for his Facebook and caption it, "Every. Fucking. DAY. Now GO TO HELL you fuckbrained trolls"

If he does that, you put the response to the screen cap in your signature. That way you own a piece of his soul that he can never get back.

 

[Marvin]

It might be true to say that he would have become depressed years earlier if not for trolling, because without such a long-term enemy to fight his loneliness - and realization of how indifferent the world at large is to him - might have set in much earlier. But none of that is something Chris has any control over.

I agree. And I can't help wonder how much more meaningful his life would be right now if he was currently involved in an online dance contest with trolls to determine the true owner of Magi-Chan. Or posting pictures of his feet to prove that rumors that they were severed in a plane crash in Switzerland were FALSE. Or... well, it could go on and on and on. I must say it sounds like it would engage him more than staring at a television upstairs in his mom's house, waiting for nothing.

He's going to take a screenshot of this thread for his Facebook and caption it, "Every. Fucking. DAY. Now GO TO HELL you fuckbrained trolls"

If he does that, you put the response to the screen cap in your signature. That way you own a piece of his soul that he can never get back.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

It might be true to say that he would have become depressed years earlier if not for trolling, because without such a long-term enemy to fight his loneliness - and realization of how indifferent the world at large is to him - might have set in much earlier. But none of that is something Chris has any control over.

I agree. And I can't help wonder how much more meaningful his life would be right now if he was currently involved in an online dance contest with trolls to determine the true owner of Magi-Chan. Or posting pictures of his feet to prove that rumors that they were severed in a plane crash in Switzerland were FALSE. Or... well, it could go on and on and on. I must say it sounds like it would engage him more than staring at a television upstairs in his mom's house, waiting for nothing.

He's going to take a screenshot of this thread for his Facebook and caption it, "Every. Fucking. DAY. Now GO TO HELL you fuckbrained trolls"

If he does that, you put the response to the screen cap in your signature. That way you own a piece of his soul that he can never get back.

Ha! I have no soul, Marvin.

 

[UltraSonichu]

I would have thought he checks in fairly often. Even negative attention is still attention, and Chris loves being the centre of attention.