how much sex is *your* normal? - >having sex >ever

[dopy]

how much sex do you kiwis have on a regular basis, single or otherwise? i was talking about this with some coworkers, seems really to vary wildly from person to person or couple to couple. legit curious to see how much it actually varies, even among autistic speds like us.
(been single and depressed for over 2 years now, so it's been a really nasty dry spell for me here.)

>inb4 "kiwis having sex? LMAOOOOOOO"

 

[TiggerNits]

Married 7 years, average about twice a week of actual sex and once a week of just oral or heavy petting.

 

[Recoil]

If I'm in a relationship, several times a week? Otherwise, none at all. I find casual hookups off-putting and they're arguably even dangerous in current year.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Wandering in the desert for 6 years.

 

[Wraith]

Once every 6-8 weeks, same as many times as I go to the bathroom.

 

[Niggaplease]

none

 

[Otis Boi]

Married 7 years, average about twice a week of actual sex and once a week of just oral or heavy petting.

The hell is heavy petting.

I don't would say when I'm not in a relationship I will do a casual hook up every 2-3 months I just find the whole ordeal off putting but if I don't then I sink it a depression but when I'm actively in one then its several times a week. Whether it just be full on sex oral. I like it because its a great excuse be that close to my partner out side of hanging out on the couch.

 

[Raging Capybara]

I'm virgin

 

[TiggerNits]

The hell is heavy petting.

Hand job/finger bang

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Imaginary and still none.

 

[LordofTendons]

Can't we just be friends?

 

[soft kitty]

None.

 

[Drifting Panzer]

Last time was... some 20 years ago.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

nothing at all.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

When I'm in a relationship I'm a complete nympho. After the first time, after like a 5 minute rest I'm good to go again. My past ex's would always talk a big game about how their last man couldn't satisfy them, so then i show up to call their bluff, and then they go "WTF' to the fact that I could keep going for longer than they can.

 

[DumbDude42]

Last time was... some 20 years ago.

while being born does indeed involve your dick making contact with the inside of a pussy, it doesn't actually count as sex

 

[Drifting Panzer]

while being born dous indeed involve your dick making contact with the inside of a pussy, it doesn't actually count as sex

I'm 43.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It depends on the couple. It also depends on circumstance (such as how busy you are).

Spoiler: Powerlevel

I have sex 10 times a week because Becky loves me. I consider it sex when she washes me outdoors because it’s erotic and fulfills my exhibitionist fetish.

 

[sperginity]

I have sex constantly, even though it is really hard to type my posts. I'm a hero, basically

 

[Pissmaster]

twice a week and i only fuck kiwis

When I'm in a relationship I'm a complete nympho. After the first time, after like a 5 minute rest I'm good to go again. My past ex's would always talk a big game about how their last man couldn't satisfy them, so then i show up to call their bluff, and then they go "WTF' to the fact that I could keep going for longer than they can.

we both played a video game where you dance a lot and now we're good at sex, lmao