How much stuff does OPL carry around with him in public? -

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So, after the recent video of the LEGO high school, the question I have had rattling inside my head has been "Why take this outside?"

Now, the quickest answer would be to avoid filming anything of the hoard, which we've come to the conclusion has swallowed the entire Chandler home and his vehicle(s). But then I got to thinking, just how much shit does OPL actually carry around with him anyway?

Back in the day, Chris carried around his signature Sonichu medallion with him, his Game Boy, and for a while his Attraction Sign.

Nowadays, his personal hoard has grown quite a bit. Not only is he carrying his DS, but his "iDea Book," which is supposed to be a duct-taped monstrosity of Apple products, and according to recent Facebook posts, a purse according to some reports, and of course the aforementioned LEGOs. We have also proof that he isn't afraid of being seen in public with inflatable sex dolls.

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So it goes without saying that despite his whining about gas being expensive, he has no qualms in carrying literally hundreds of dollars worth of electronics and toys on his person at any given moment. This causes me to wonder just really how much junk is he carrying with him at any given moment. Is his purse stuffed full of MLPs and Skylanders to preoccupy himself at any given moment? Does he find carrying all of this junk with him comforting, or is this more attuned to his ego and being able to find solace in showing off his toys to the public at large? Thoughts?

 

[A-Stump]

Maybe it's to help identify him as a high functioning autistic individual much like his former wardrobe and medallion

 

[tobacky_vapor]

You forgot to mention he brings all the time. If not that then bloody red panties.

Also it seems the hoard has become like a disease, if you're exposed to it you become a carrier. We'll need pro chritorians to confirm this though

 

[CatParty]

"mobile" hoard

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He's a well prepared man about town. If he's in the middle of a sweet tea at one of the couple of McDonald's he's still allowed in, and he has the sudden urge to color in a coloring book, BAM, there it is.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

He's a well prepared man about town. If he's in the middle of a sweet tea at one of the couple of McDonald's he's still allowed in, and he has the sudden urge to color in a coloring book, BAM, there it is.

Come to think about it I wonder why he hasn't given Starbucks a shot considering alot of girls go there. Hell I have gotten a few dates meeting Someone ther (not that he has a shot at these girls though)

 

[Springblossom]

He's a well prepared man about town. If he's in the middle of a sweet tea at one of the couple of McDonald's he's still allowed in, and he has the sudden urge to color in a coloring book, BAM, there it is.

Come to think about it I wonder why he hasn't given Starbucks a shot considering alot of girls go there. Hell I have gotten a few dates meeting Someone ther (not that he has a shot at these girls though)

COFFEE IS EXPENSIVE!

Yeah, I doubt they could afford Starbucks.

 

[CatParty]

he just wants to carry a purse around because he is gay

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

He may carry that pocket knife of his around, for protection from trolls, of course. I carry some small Swiss army knives with me, although I don't know if Chris has a Swiss army knife or a cheap folding knife, like the ones you can get from Walmart for $1.

Where I live you can carry any length of blade around, but it's intent that counts if a cop stops you (it's OK to carry a knife as a tool, but not as a weapon) and you can't carry a knife concealed (which is why knives have pocket clips). If Chris does carry a knife, I doubt he knows what the laws are and may get in trouble someday by doing something dumb.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

he just wants to carry a purse around because he is gay

I HATE THE HOMOS, I AM STRAIGHT. DON'T. YOU. FORGET IT. I am a proud TOM TOM uh I meam TOMGIRL, NOT A HOMO!!! Get it through your dam fucking skull! !!!

 

[A-Stump]

He's a well prepared man about town. If he's in the middle of a sweet tea at one of the couple of McDonald's he's still allowed in, and he has the sudden urge to color in a coloring book, BAM, there it is.

Come to think about it I wonder why he hasn't given Starbucks a shot considering alot of girls go there. Hell I have gotten a few dates meeting Someone ther (not that he has a shot at these girls though)

One of the worst experiences in his life happened in a Starbucks. That's where Hannah worked and where he had his fake date with her. He ran away screaming 'NOOOOOOOOOOOO!' When he found at.

 

[derpi]

There's the ds, the vita, he most likely has a pocket in his purse for a bunch of vita and ds games, ponies, the idea bookcase around his neck, maybe he still carries the pocketknife (though I think by now he's forgotten about it), ponies, his wallet (does he own a wallet or does he just toss his various credit cards around his purse???), and I'm guessing he probably carries a bunch of make up as well, even if he's too lazy to wear it.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

He's a well prepared man about town. If he's in the middle of a sweet tea at one of the couple of McDonald's he's still allowed in, and he has the sudden urge to color in a coloring book, BAM, there it is.

Come to think about it I wonder why he hasn't given Starbucks a shot considering alot of girls go there. Hell I have gotten a few dates meeting Someone ther (not that he has a shot at these girls though)

One of the worst experiences in his life happened in a Starbucks. That's where Hannah worked and where he had his fake date with her. He ran away screaming 'NOOOOOOOOOOOO!' When he found at.

While true, it doesn't stop him from going there again. remember that lovely little experience he had with Emily at the mall, didn't stop him from wandering there, well until he was banned at least.

 

[A-Stump]

While true, it doesn't stop him from going there again. remember that lovely little experience he had with Emily at the mall, didn't stop him from wandering there, well until he was banned at least.[/quote]

He was trolled by a guy in a pickle suit, not randomly by a coffee shop employee. I think he was prepared for some shit going down with Emily (not exactly a pickle suit wearing guy) but I think the Hannah thing hit him much harder. He wasn't expecting to be fucked with which is why you see a bigger reaction.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

A shit-ton of perceived wrongs committed against his person for a start, he never leaves that shit behind..... never!

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Today I took my youngest daughter to a doctor appointment. Before I left, I made sure to pack her bag with an extra change of clothes, diapers, wipes, a bottle, some small snacks and some books and toys.

That's it. Chris has a diaper bag.

 

[Pikonic]

He's a well prepared man about town. If he's in the middle of a sweet tea at one of the couple of McDonald's he's still allowed in, and he has the sudden urge to color in a coloring book, BAM, there it is.

Come to think about it I wonder why he hasn't given Starbucks a shot considering alot of girls go there. Hell I have gotten a few dates meeting Someone ther (not that he has a shot at these girls though)

COFFEE IS EXPENSIVE!

Yeah, I doubt they could afford Starbucks.

Strong coffee, unsweetened tea? Lol, no.
As for the question, maybe a backpack of Legos and the iDea book case.

 

[Himawari]

I'm a well-adjusted, neurotypical adult and when I go out I tend to carry around my iPad and two 3DSs. (Sometimes without one or both 3DSs, sometimes without my iPad... it depends entirely on how long I'll be out, how many Play Coins I can still get that day, whether my clothes have pockets, whether I'll be in the dangerous part of town, etc.) That's over a thousand dollars in electronics.

To think that Chris may very well carry more than that on a regular basis...

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I'm a well-adjusted, neurotypical adult and when I go out I tend to carry around my iPad and two 3DSs. (Sometimes without one or both 3DSs, sometimes without my iPad... it depends entirely on how long I'll be out, how many Play Coins I can still get that day, whether my clothes have pockets, whether I'll be in the dangerous part of town, etc.) That's over a thousand dollars in electronics.

To think that Chris may very well carry more than that on a regular basis...

There's a bright and beautiful world around you, you know.

 

[Mourning Dove]

I'm sure Chris carries around the voodoo Lego thing to shake when trolls make him angry. Any other normal person would use a stress ball or something but...