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Tubular Monkey

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It's been talked about here or on the other forums in the past, but circumstances have moved on a little bit for Chris now, and I'm wondering how often he actually speaks to other people. Not Gollum-like curses at his television, but real speech with another human being. Back in the day, if Chris posted a video after a few months, we were often astonished to hear how badly his speaking had diminished. It seemed to indicate that he hadn't done a whole lot of it since his last video. Do you think he talks at least once a day?
 

DangDirtyTrolls

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He probably 'talks' to Barb daily but considering how close they are and how socially isolated Barb is herself they probably communicate through grunts and gestures. Chris' actual language skills are probably at the worst they've been for a long time.
 

Sakamoto

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Probably mostly limited to ordering junk food (even McDonald's "healthiest" food is junk food) and whining to :snorlax:
He has a phone though, so he might still talk to some of his ass-patters for as long as they'll listen to him.
 

MysticMisty

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Not counting Barb, probably only once every few days or so when he's ordering fast food. I wouldn't count that either if not for the fact that he'd go months without a proper conversation otherwise.
 

Grand Number of Pounds

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He speaks as much as he needs to.

Besides going out to get q-sands and Hungrymans, I don't think Chris has any social outlets or gets out of the house. He's not going to church anymore and doesn't go to the TCG leagues, and heaven forbid he get a job or volunteer and actually do something constructive :alog: Chris still loiters around, so he may get told by manajerks that he has to move on, and he might respond to them.

He has an iPhone, and he might talk to Anna or his other so-called friends from time to time.
 

InaudibleSlink

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If hes not saying the bare minimum when ordering food (minus :pickle: ) I would imagine conversation with him being very difficult,as well we all know how bad his stammering is when trying to hold out a conversation.With all of the thing Chris uses to garner sympathy I'm surprised hes never said he has huge difficulty talking when socializing,or would that fall under the umbrella of autism?
 

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Tubular Monkey said:
The worst part is that I appear to have posted in that thread three times. I think I'm going a bit soft.

I'm guessing one too many wipe-outs has scrambled your simian brains TM. The surfing cat in a tux doesn't have these problems as far as I know, so maybe you should just stick to skateboarding from now on, like I do in a Tiki mask while avoiding barrels, giant pot holes, and jumping on the top of turtles and other squashable things, to conserve what you've got left up there?
 

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I wouldn't imagine he really even speaks to Barb, just quietly sits and plays his vidya. But yeah he has to speak to order food so he has that but that's not really very engaging human interaction.
 

Tubular Monkey

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Very Honest Content said:
Tubular Monkey said:
The worst part is that I appear to have posted in that thread three times. I think I'm going a bit soft.

I'm guessing one too many wipe-outs has scrambled your simian brains TM. The surfing cat in a tux doesn't have these problems as far as I know, so maybe you should just stick to skateboarding from now on, like I do in a Tiki mask while avoiding barrels, giant pot holes, and jumping on the top of turtles and other squashable things, to conserve what you've got left up there?

It's that damn seagull.

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brooklynbailiff

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I'll just lock this since we have a thread already.

Post here: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1427

Also, this:

Very Honest Content said:
I'm guessing one too many wipe-outs has scrambled your simian brains TM. The surfing cat in a tux doesn't have these problems as far as I know, so maybe you should just stick to skateboarding from now on, like I do in a Tiki mask while avoiding barrels, giant pot holes, and jumping on the top of turtles and other squashable things, to conserve what you've got left up there?
 
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