How privileged or oppressed are you? -

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

This a self analysis someone shared on twitter they found on tumblr by a SJW of how "privlieged" or "oppressed" you are

I got 13 privilege and 1 oppression.

share your scores

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

I got a 14.

Because I'm perfect.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

I got a 14.

Because I'm perfect.

YOU RACIST MISYGNOSTIC FASCIST BIGOT!

 

[Sperglord Dante]

What do I win if I'm an old, poor, autistic, illiterate, infertile, non-binary African transwoman who practices witchcraft?

 

[VK 996]

4 oppression
7 or 8 privilege (depending on whether having a mental illness makes me "able-bodied" or not in tumblrspeak lmao)

EDIT: went from 3 to 4 oppression because i'm not european

 

[millais]

Shouldn't the "old/young" axis be flipped? Old people had more privilege than young people because they got to vote in Trump and Brexit, no?

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

Shouldn't the "old/young" axis be flipped? Old people had more privilege than young people because they got to vote in Trump and Brexit, no?

True, but then again this is SJWism so fuck logic.

 

[sikotik]

What do I win if I'm an old, poor, autistic, illiterate, infertile, non-binary African transwoman who practices witchcraft?

Just virtue signaling asspats and the ability to automatically "win" any argument with a white cis shitlord.

 

[Brit Crust]

8 privilege and 3 oppression points, huh.

 

[Black Waltz]

I got 10 privileged and 3 oppression,what do I win?

 

[Coleman Francis]

14, though this is a bullshit test.

 

[Arkangel]

Spoiler: My Score

Privilege: 11
Male and Masculine
Male
White
European in Orgin (Not sure if this counts if you're a white American).
Heterosexual
Able-bodied
Credentialed, Highly Literate
Young
Anglophones (I believe English is one of the best languages in the world because you can use it to communicate a large number of complex ideas).
Light, Pale (Celtic ancestry)
Fertile

Oppression: 3
Minority Religion (if you count Atheism as a minority)
Working Class
Unattractive (Not ugly, but more Average, and I'm kinda fat)

Total = 11 - 3 = 8 Privilege

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

9 privilege, 5 oppression

It becomes 10/4 if you count all Christianity together as a single religion, but my sect in particular is minority. And yes, I'm counting myself as both white and POC due to mixed ancestry.

 

[TsumTsum]

8 priviledge and 6 oppressed.

Muh oppreshun pls send me moni.

 

[DatBepisTho]

6 privilege and 5 oppressed.

Being unattractive kind of doesn't count if you got someone tho, right?

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

9 privilege, 5 oppression

It becomes 10/4 if you count all Christianity together as a single religion, but my sect in particular is minority. And yes, I'm counting myself as both white and POC due to mixed ancestry.

I was gonna put minority religion but that only counts in my area I'm catholic which has a low population vs the majority which is methodist, Seventh day adventist and christian reformed.

breaking it down I'm privileged in every way except economic class, Im broke AF.

 

[DancinTim]

8 Privilege/4 oppression
some of these are odd to me, are pale poc privileged? what could be considered young or old? Many tumblr users always say ageism is older people(their parents) keeping young kids from doing reckless behaviors (bedtime is at 10)

 

[sikotik]

breaking it down I'm privileged in every way except economic class, Im broke AF.

SJWs rarely truly concern themselves with economic class unless they're e-begging for free shit for themselves.
I could be remembering wrong but I swear I've seen it argued that a homeless white man still has more privilege than Dr. Dre.

 

[Lurkman]

8 privilege, 4 oppressed

I'm still a white male though so clearly this doesn't count and I still have too much privilege.

 

[Mantequilla]

7 privileged and 4 oppresion

These really vary a lot though and obviously make no sense
I mean... what's the difference between white and being paled skin? Is it ethnicity? What about european countries that are first world and aren't anglophone, by this chart that means they have an oppression point

I seriously had to search a lot of these terms to understand what they mean