How The People Trumped Ronald Plump - Trump Derangement Syndrome: The Book

[Randall Fragg]

I stumbled across the recently, and thought it was utterly cringe and hilarious.
How The People Trumped Ronald Plump.

Spoiler: This is not a parody

Of course, if you're like me, you'd immediately assume that this is some /pol/ parody. It's not.
Meet Brian and Ed Krassenstein, Heros of the Resistance who bravely defy Trump by angrily tweeting at him. (Archive)
Apparently the two decided that the best way to deal with Trump Derangement Syndrome was to write a children book which amounts to a 50+ page rant about BIG MEAN ORANGE MAN).
I thought this was funny and decided to share it with all you spergs.
If you find anything amusing, post it here.
Amazon page: https://www.amazon.com/How-People-Trumped-Ronald-Plump/dp/1643070762
(Archive)
Kickstarter page (Unsuccessful) (Archive)

Daily Dot article about them getting roasted (Archive)
Reddit AMA where they got utterly dunked on: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9d9maf/i_am_an_author_of_the_trump_parody_book_how_the/

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

By Whitney and Heidi (((Krassenstein)))

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

You'd think after taking 8 years off from making fun of Bush, people would have good material, but the trump jokes are worse than any obama ones.

 

[eldri]

Wow, I wish I could be that edgy and woke at the same time.
I am so glad someone decided to take it upon themselves to make fun of Trump, someone who hasn't been on the end of a joke for the past 4 years.

 

[Penultimo]

It really doesn't look like anything special.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Political kids books are fucking disgusting if you really think about it.

 

[Golly]

Can't even use a consistent sense of meter.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Has anyone called out this book for racism? I’m surprised that what I assume to be a Mexican is wearing a poncho and sombrero is the only “poc” wearing stereotypical clothing.

 

[millais]

So did the Krassensteins' wives write this or do the husbands just have genderswapped noms de plume?

Also the visual style looks like those GoAnimate type template cartoons that ADF use to make.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Political kids books are fucking disgusting if you really think about it.

So is bringing your kids to a protest.

So did the Krassensteins' wives write this or do the husbands' just have genderswapped noms de plume?

Yeah, I was confused by that too.

 

[Save the Loli]

Political kids books are fucking disgusting if you really think about it.

These books are aimed at adults. Remember, the target audience for this is the same crowd who thinks Harry Potter is the most immortal and complex work of literature to ever be produced (and just to be fair, the target audience for the right-wing equivalent is your borderline illiterate uncle).

 

[Diabeetus]

Political kids books are fucking disgusting if you really think about it.

You don't even have to think about it if you're not retarded. It's literally propaganda aimed towards children. If there's one group of people that is unable to catch when they're being politically manipulated, it's children. It's undoubtedly disgusting.

These books are aimed at adults. Remember, the target audience for this is the same crowd who thinks Harry Potter is the most immortal and complex work of literature to ever be produced (and just to be fair, the target audience for the right-wing equivalent is your borderline illiterate uncle).

These books are aimed at feminist, liberal parents to read to their children. They're indoctrination tools. Need a way to explain to your kids why orange man is bad or why feminism is good? These books will do the trick.

 

[Pozz Williams]

Robert Mueller is really workin’ that tie.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

The Amazon reviews are already in!

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Dr. Seuss they aren't.

Oh .

I'd divorce someone if they gave me that for Christmas.

SICK BURN.

You thought wrong.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Dr. Seuss they aren't.

View attachment 630677

Oh .

I'd divorce someone if they gave me that for Christmas.
View attachment 630681

SICK BURN.

View attachment 630682
You thought wrong.

View attachment 630683

I'm truly shocked there was at least one dissenting opinion in that NPC-fest.


The fact a husband bought this for his wife really just says everything you need to know about the left, doesn't it?

Or that now 4 year olds are getting married.... but I highly doubt that.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I'm truly shocked there was at least one dissenting opinion in that NPC-fest.


The fact a husband bought this for his wife really just says everything you need to know about the left, doesn't it?

Or that now 4 year olds are getting married.... but I highly doubt that.

"Merry Christmas, I got you a shitty looking picture book!" Wow, that's the best present ever.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

"Merry Christmas, I got you a shitty looking picture book!" Wow, that's the best present ever.

Just the fact they have to use children's books to warrant their own opinions to each other, no less, is the definition of sad.

"To fans of Trump: you'll like the pretty pictures"
Says the people who buy their spouses kiddie books to only confirm their own political opinions to one another? Projection much?