how things are right now - 4/7/2018

[C3PBRO]

Not good, if we're going by the thumbnail of her fat ass walking around in public in pajamas.

 

[you may use spaces]

Look at that rat's nest on her head! It looks like she's never heard of conditioner or a hair brush.

 

[classtrash]

Well that was an anticlimactic wait. Her confirming that the sisters name is Jennifer, touching everything in a store, once again showing jennifer's house location, and a kid climbing all over toilet paper. She has so many followers, why show people their view at that house. Becky, tame your toddler.

 

[melissarendato]

• Becky says they go to her sister's all the time because her husband's job is 4 hours away. Becky needs to take the kid to school and she takes her sister to her job because she's so scared of driving (confusing...)
• the four (AB+ER) had an Easter dinner and then Eric invited them to go to dinner the next night (so this was filmed almost a week ago but they appeared to be on friendly terms)
• she got a massive order of sushi. then they go to Cracker Barrel for breakfast the next morning
• Becky looks pissed; Amber looks greasy as hell
• several minutes of Amber looking at random shit in a store. touching everything. calling it cute. "i don't collect plushies or stuffed animals really." lol good for you.
• the state of her hair is legit grossing me out. at least get some dry shampoo??
• Becky's sister has a dog and it's fat too
• Becky's sister has overcome her fear of driving and has purchased a car. Amber is so brave to help her through this
• they're going to caves... the one Destiny and Dana went to?!!? (not in this video. she' sjust talking about doing it in the future)

what a waste of my life watching this shit. yet i still watch so joke is on me.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

fat

 

[neckyhamhock]

Can we just acknowledge how fucked up it is that everyone relies on Becky as a fucking driving service?

 

[Bashful Bunny]

Riveting content, Amberlynn. I can see why she can't possibly get a real job, she invests so much time and effort into her YouTube channel she simply doesn't have the time.

 

[C3PBRO]

Is she capable of eating any sushi that isn't bathed in sauce or rolled in tempura batter?

I wonder if she think sushi = healthy, like she did with vegan food.

 

[wheelpower]

She looks like she stinks really bad. How can she even go outside with greasy ass hair and a pj shirt

 

[GuyFieri]

Good to know that someone will now buy paper towels that child has sat on

 

[pickleniggo]

Amber is SO concerned over people's privacy, yet she vlogs their homes, cars, and children. K.
These hillbillies really live the life having jobs four hours away from your family, making relatives drive 40 miles out of their way every week to watch their children, not having to drive, and having nothing better to do than go to cracker barrel instead of having a job. Fucking Kentucky, man.

Also weren't we supposed to get a weigh in video every Thursday?

 

[Rotogravure]

So this was filmed on 4/2 and 4/3. It's really awesome to know she takes her job seriously. Oh wait it's a hobby now, I forgot!

 

[Xenomorph]

Wow, this is the worst she's looked.

 

[BeebTheMilch]

I bet Amber was making those Cracker Barrel employees so nervous when she was squeezing between all the displays of breakable merchandise.

What is it with people being afraid to drive in Kentucky? Eric, Amber, and now Becky's sister?

Amber is looking worse than ever. I'm not being snarky. She seriously looks really rough in this video. The future is looking grim.

 

[Long time lurker]

It took me a moment to figure out if she was coming or going in that opening screen.

Also, I want to apologize in advance, but I won't be able to write a blow-by-blow of this video. I have a headache and rolling my eyes hurt.

Edit: I ended doing it anyway... 10:40 min, 6 ads.

Interesting things so far:
- Amber starts the video by saying Becky woke up earlier than she did. I wonder if Becky is beginning to realize that Amber's way of life isn't the best for her (in the previous video she didn't eat the same breakfast as Amber).
- Amber is hiding her face: not looking at the camera, pointing it away from herself, rubbing her hand around the mouth area as if to cover it. Whatever is/was going on in her mouth is bothering her.
- Pawing things at Cracker Barrel. Goes crazy over kitchen utensils in the shape of pink pigs. Does so unironically.
- Remember her baby fever? Neither does her. They're at CB and Amber passed the baby clothes without as much as a sigh and picked up a horse's head with what looks like a party hat on (I think it's supposed to be an unicorn?)
- Amber picks up a pen with a huge feather attached to it. Becky mentions that it would be cool if it was a real quill, "you know what I'm saying?". Amber's only reply is to repeat "you know what I'm saying". This is a person who hoards stationary. I bet 10 imaginary bitcoins that Amber doesn't know what a quill means.
- Amber tells Becky she's going to look at the "flamingo stuff". Becky says "Of course you do" in such a tone that I could hear the eye rolling involved.
- Amber is walking towards the cars and I just realized that she's using one of her arms to balance herself like a toddler. I've seen her doing it before, but it didn't register. Might be the reason she's always pointing at random, stupid thing wherever she goes: the pointing finger isn't so much because she finds things interesting. It's to disguise the fact that she needs to keep her arms out like a tight rope walker.
- even the brat Brady seems fed up with Amber.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I want to shoot myself every time I imagine living a whole day as Amber in that shithole of rednecks

 

[PiggyPie]

I know its already been said but I can'get past her disgusting hair.
Jesus Christ gorl go take a fucking shower.

Edited to include this visual:

 

[theriddler3]

Couldn't make it through this one even though I hate myself enough to watch through almost all of them. Man, it was way more fun reading all the haydur theories about the breakup and fallout... and that wasn't even that fun.

I expect nothing, yet I'm still disappointed.

 

[Rotogravure]

I know its already been said but I can'get past her disgusting hair.
Jesus Christ gorl go take a fucking shower.

Edited to include this visual:

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Oh hey are those greys I'm seein'?

 

[Ambaby]

I know its already been said but I can'get past her disgusting hair.
Jesus Christ gorl go take a fucking shower.

Edited to include this visual:

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No way can Becky/the roommates be into this...