How to become self-employed without computer, talents and completely broke and without breaking the law too much - Lmao asking internet life advice

[Black Light Red Panic]

Or, how to make money and not have to shoot somebody.

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

Bridge Jumpers make bank..

 

[Llama king]

That's impossible

 

[murdered meat bag]

prostitution.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

That's impossible

What block is best to pull out?

 

[Grub]

Do you have a vehicle?

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Do you have a vehicle?

Nope. No license either.

Someone on another site suggested writing. I've done that before a bit that's all been smut I can't post here.

 

[Polentic]

Just do some retarded shit like mow the lawn, dog walk, go hunt down yard sales and resell the cheap shit or something.

 

[Grub]

Nope. No license either.

Someone on another site suggested writing. I've done that before a bit that's all been smut I can't post here.

Or, you could earn enough money so you've got funding to become self employed. You pretty much need at the minimum a computer or a vehicle, if not both. Even writing you'd need a computer or at least something better than a phone. Take the time while you're earning that money working to form a solid plan about a business or self employment you'd like to create. Learn the skills needed and acquire any necessary tools. Learn the market for your business, who your customers will be, how you'll bring in revenue, what kind of expenses you'll have, both in money and time. Shit like that.

 

[awoo]

You can be a freelance web developer

wait NVM

 

[Marissa Moira]

HOW CAN YOU SHOOT SOMEBODY IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD A GUN?

 

[ditto]

Step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

 

[HeyItsHarveyMacClout]

I'll pay you 50 bucks to fight this hobo

 

[Pringles Can]

Do what the guys who made bumfights did. All you need is 500 bucks, a good camera, and some bums to pay to do stupid shit. After that you will be rolling in money/lawsuits.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

HOW CAN YOU SHOOT SOMEBODY IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD A GUN?

I already own a Ruger Single Six w/ 6 .22 bullets and a shotgun I don't know what kind it is but it's broken bad and I have no money to buy shells.

 

[SuchABraveStatement]

Start an OnlyFans

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Sell Rare Pepe NFTs

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

honestly idk but gl with everything.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

suck cocks for money

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

beat up the homeless and steal their money.