How to become white? -

[BayView]

I am non white and I am seeking to become white. Is there any brown-to-white corrective surgery out there? Also what brand of eye color changing contact lenses should I get?

 

[Just A Butt]

don't worry. most white people aren't white either.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

 

[Llama king]

Bleach you're skin like Micheal Jackson

 

[Kiwi Gaming]

Have you tried going outside?

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Get a job
Keep the job
Plan a budget and don’t overspend
Pay your rent or mortgage on time
Don’t break the law

enjoy life, whitey

 

[lurk_moar]

Dude, it’s so easy just have Scandinavian grandparents.

 

[BayView]

Have you tried going outside?

why the fuck would I go outside? The sun rays will cause me to become more brown

 

[Revo]

why the fuck would I go outside? The sun rays will cause me to become more brown

Read a book then.

 

[Kosher Dill]

What worked for George Zimmerman was killing a black man.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Just say something based, that seems to turn anyone into white privileged raycists.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Nanobots?

Magic?

A negative sun with "negative UV" that bleaches instead of tans?

 

[L50LasPak]

Lead was commonly used throughout the middle ages and into the late 1800s for its pure white pigmentation. People, but especially nobles, would use lead-based makeup to make their faces and skin as white as possible.

These days, injecting lead subcutaneously is much quicker and more efficient, Simply load the injection device known as a "Shot gun" with one or two shells; it is reccomended you choose either buckshot or slug rounds, and aim the gun below your chin. This should ensure the maximum injection of lead into your body in the quickest frame of time.

Good luck enjoying your newfound racial superiority!

 

[stares at error messages]

I am non white and I am seeking to become white. Is there any brown-to-white corrective surgery out there? Also what brand of eye color changing contact lenses should I get?

Invent time machine and travel to when Satan betrayed Jesus and was cursed with blackness by Elohim and tell your ancestor not to fight on Satan's team.

 

[atleast3letterslong]

Do what Tariq Nasheed did he's white now

 

[stares at error messages]

I am non white and I am seeking to become white. Is there any brown-to-white corrective surgery out there? Also what brand of eye color changing contact lenses should I get?

Go make Africa great again and get the fuck out of my country.

 

[BayView]

Go make Africa great again and get the fuck out of my country.

I'm not a fucking nigger you dumb bitch. I'm just a nondescript flavor of brown and hate being non white. I wish I was white.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Become a cat boy, Nick told me it's the last stand of implicit white identity

 

[Hermann the German]

I am non white and I am seeking to become white. Is there any brown-to-white corrective surgery out there? Also what brand of eye color changing contact lenses should I get?

You should start watching All in the Family, listening to big band and jazz, frequently drinking milk, and complaining about all the coons and sand niggers you need to deal with on a frequent basis/constantly hear about on your milquetoast news media.

Then go down to your local city hall with proof that you've done all this and collect your Certified White Man card.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Step 1: get a buck
Step 2: break him
Step 3: repeat steps 1 & 2.