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uberkoala

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Hello, I've been looking the fan fiction "Chris gets laid" for a while with no luck. None of Google's links will send me to it. Does anyone have a copy of it?
 

Plissken

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Why in god and the bear would you want to find that, let alone read it?
 

Dr.fox

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rystal is there, clearly visible in the glass. Her eyes are closed.

Christian leaps to his feet, amazed. He reaches out to the mirror with both hands, and they sink in, softly pushing through the glass to Crystal. Chris gropes her breasts, feeling no shame. Then he pulls her out of the mirror, where she falls limply to the floor, unconscious or dead.

Christian stands over her for a brief moment. "Crystal..." he whispers. "You are finally mine."

His bent penis becoming more and more erect, Christian undresses Crystal where she lies. He strokes her over her entire body. Her ass. Her breasts. Her vagina.

Then he leans over her, staring into her closed eyelids, and inserts his penis into her. He tries as hard as he possibly can not to scream at the pain her tight opening causes his deformed member, but after a minute or so, it becomes too intense to bear.

Christian howls into the sky, a wretched wail of agony, with general anguish and confusion mixed in. It lasts for a long time.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAchristianAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAchristian i am coming for youAAAAAAAA--"

But in mere moments, he opens his eyes again, and what he sees is not what he was expecting.


The ice has gone. Christian is now simply lying there on a white floor. Beneath him is the lifeless Crystal. Around him are cameras. Hundreds and hundreds of cameras. Watching his every move.


Weirdest boner ever.
 

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Dr.fox said:
rystal is there, clearly visible in the glass. Her eyes are closed.

Christian leaps to his feet, amazed. He reaches out to the mirror with both MANOS, and they sink in, softly pushing through the glass to Crystal. Chris gropes her breasts, feeling no shame. Then he pulls her out of the mirror, where she falls limply to the floor, unconscious or dead.

Christian stands over her for a brief moment. "Crystal..." he whispers. "You are finally mine."

His bent penis becoming more and more erect, Christian undresses Crystal where she lies. He strokes her over her entire body. Her ass. Her breasts. Her vagina.

Then he leans over her, staring into her closed eyelids, and inserts his penis into her. He tries as hard as he possibly can not to scream at the pain her tight opening causes his deformed member, but after a minute or so, it becomes too intense to bear.

Christian howls into the sky, a wretched wail of agony, with general anguish and confusion mixed in. It lasts for a long time.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAchristianAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAchristian i am coming for youAAAAAAAA--"

But in mere moments, he opens his eyes again, and what he sees is not what he was expecting.


The ice has gone. Christian is now simply lying there on a white floor. Beneath him is the lifeless Crystal. Around him are cameras. Hundreds and hundreds of cameras. Watching his every move.


Weirdest boner ever.
That part makes me think of the horrific story Raping Little Suzy. (:_(
 

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Hunger Mythos said:
Dr.fox said:
rystal is there, clearly visible in the glass. Her eyes are closed.

Christian leaps to his feet, amazed. He reaches out to the mirror with both MANOS, and they sink in, softly pushing through the glass to Crystal. Chris gropes her breasts, feeling no shame. Then he pulls her out of the mirror, where she falls limply to the floor, unconscious or dead.

Christian stands over her for a brief moment. "Crystal..." he whispers. "You are finally mine."

His bent penis becoming more and more erect, Christian undresses Crystal where she lies. He strokes her over her entire body. Her ass. Her breasts. Her vagina.

Then he leans over her, staring into her closed eyelids, and inserts his penis into her. He tries as hard as he possibly can not to scream at the pain her tight opening causes his deformed member, but after a minute or so, it becomes too intense to bear.

Christian howls into the sky, a wretched wail of agony, with general anguish and confusion mixed in. It lasts for a long time.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAchristianAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAchristian i am coming for youAAAAAAAA--"

But in mere moments, he opens his eyes again, and what he sees is not what he was expecting.


The ice has gone. Christian is now simply lying there on a white floor. Beneath him is the lifeless Crystal. Around him are cameras. Hundreds and hundreds of cameras. Watching his every move.


Weirdest boner ever.
That part makes me think of the horrific story Raping Little Suzy. (:_(
I'd ask " What the hell kind of fanfiction do you read?", but given how I read Fanfiction Friday and Project AFTER's fanfic mockery thread regularly, I can say I've probably seen worse. Probably.
Shame Fanfic Friday's been discontinued, would have been...interesting to see what Rob had to say about this.
 

sparklemilhouse

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(:_( That first story was really upsetting! This is coming from someone who always rolls her eyes at the therm "trigger warning".
 

Judge Holden

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Feh. Pussies.

Just be tankful your so called "friends" never forced you to read some of the shit on ASSTR

seriously, i can read my way through De Sade's 120 days in Sodom and follow it up with a Serbian film marathon and I will not even blink after being exposed to the.... stuff lurking in the depths of that site

For the sake of basic sanity I will refrain from naming any titles but I warn ALL of you to never go to that dark place
 
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