I mean you can't just say nigger faggot in front of your new aquintences. How would you do it?
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“HELLO NEW FRIEND WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SONIC OC WANT TO SEE MY COLLECTION OF USED CONDOMS!?!”
Say this while swaying back and forth and picking your nose/ass.
Say this while swaying back and forth and picking your nose/ass.
Jokes are great to break the ice!
"Which is the bigger threat to western civilization? BLM or trannies? Haha! trick question, it's the Jews!"
Afterwards be sure to enquire about how many days of nofap they have completed. That will most certainly bring them onside!
"Which is the bigger threat to western civilization? BLM or trannies? Haha! trick question, it's the Jews!"
Afterwards be sure to enquire about how many days of nofap they have completed. That will most certainly bring them onside!
Avoid eye contact, they will not like it because they do not know you. Instead try focusing on the wall behind them, out a window, or at the floor. As you continue you can begin including short glances at their face, but make sure it's quick or else you will make them start to feel uncomfortable.
First you need to assuage any potential fear they would have of you, so I usually just begin with "I am not planning on robbing. killing, raping, or doing anything similarly negative to you. I'm Pete."
Gaze intently at their right ear and exude friendly pheromones.
I give them a copy of my manifesto. They always promise to read it.
Make sure they can’t get away. Bear traps are effective but costly, I prefer a combination of sleeping gas and laxatives injected directly into the brain stem.
Hold out your hand so they can sniff it.
If they like you, they'll rub your hand with their cheek.
(oh wait that's cats)
If they like you, they'll rub your hand with their cheek.
(oh wait that's cats)
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I (Don't) Have A Gun
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Introducing yourself with "nigger faggot" won't make you many friends... but it will make you the right friends.
Usually if you just really lean over the urinal divider to look, they'll make the first move.
Sunday School Dropout
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I normally asked them to tell me something about themselves. Since it takes away the pressure from me to break the ice. Plus you can get a pretty good psychological profile about the person based on what they decided to tell you about themselves first.
Why would I have to introduce myself? They should be introducing themselves to me, the great King Phillip of Twitch YouTube Kiwi Farm's.
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