How to prevent becoming a "lolcow" or like one? -

[alphanumeric]

I just discovered these forums recently, and after skimming through the archives, I haven't had peace of mind in a helluva long time. I'm noticing that the similarities between my lifestyle and most of these walking horror stories are alarmingly high, so since you lot seem to be good psychoanalysists, I'll ask this: how exactly do I prevent my name from being plastered onto here for eternity?

 

[Hat]

Don't post a ton of stupid things to the Internet and keep a low profile.

 

[Luna]

Not making this thread would have been a good start.

You aren't off to a good start.

 

[ASU]

Don't talk about shit you're a fan of. Don't give personal examples of your life. If you find yourself getting emotionally attatched to a cow or thread gtfo. If all else fails toss your PC out the window and find a new hobby before you get featured.

 

[EI 903]

Please lurk moar. We have a search function, and a lot of reading you can do.