How to woo South Asian women? -

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

There's a South Asian woman in my program who I desperately want to fuck. How do I woo her? Serious answers only pls

 

[mr.moon1488]

Show her your eggroll.

 

[Professional Lurker]

Make her bat soup.

 

[Mediocre]

South Asia or Southern Asia is the southern region of Asia, which is defined in both geographical and ethno-cultural terms. The region consists of Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Nepal, Bhutan, Bangladesh, the Maldives and Sri Lanka.

Is she a Pajeet?

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

Chloroform.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Your thread sucks and you're a faggot.

 

[MrTroll]

Tell her you have an actual toilet in your house (lie if necessary), Indian women are extremely impressed by that.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

If you're asking Kiwifarms for help with women, then you're already hopeless

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

South Asia or Southern Asia is the southern region of Asia, which is defined in both geographical and ethno-cultural terms. The region consists of Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Nepal, Bhutan, Bangladesh, the Maldives and Sri Lanka.

Is she a Pajeet?

I don't want to be too specific, but yeah, she is a variant of pajeet.

Southern Asia. India, Nepal, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Maldives, Pakistan, family of countries. Her voice is like honey and she is beautiful beyond comparison (to the other ugly women in the program).

 

[Trapitalism]

Is she a girl or is she a "girl"?

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Is she a girl or is she a "girl"?

Dunno, only seen her on Zoom. Gotta wait till she's in the country.

 

[Bass]

Same way you'd woo any other woman, I suppose. There's no magic words when it comes to women, man. Just be yourself and be up front about what you want.

Good luck.

 

[Jarolleon]

I don't want to be too specific, but yeah, she is a variant of pajeet.

Southern Asia. India, Nepal, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Maldives, Pakistan, family of countries. Her voice is like honey and she is beautiful beyond comparison (to the other ugly women in the program).

Tell her you have an actual toilet in your house (lie if necessary), Indian women are extremely impressed by that.

Upper-middle class Pajeets who move to Western countries overcompensate for the filth of the homeland by being crazy neat freaks, so make sure your place is super clean I guess.

 

[BlakeTheRake]

Typically money impresses them. I only one guy who married a woman from the Philippines. Too many unknown variables to actually give real advice. But I know nothing of pajeet women. Most profiles of Indian women I see are catfishes

 

[Jeromeo]

Avoid all southeast asians.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Make sure she's not a Thai ladyboy first.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Being anything but an autistic failure should do the trick.

 

[Heckler1]

My dude, why do you like her?

 

[MoffAlbert]

Paint your skin a dark shade of beige and grow a thick mustache. Also, gain about 30 pounds.

 

[StraightShooter2]

There's a South Asian woman in my program who I desperately want to fuck. How do I woo her? Serious answers only pls

The same way you "woo" any other woman, what ever that means - crap that gives minute bits of "advice", such as breaking women down into ridiculous categories or subcategories is just pure marketing fluff.

And no, it would not "work" for someone like MovieBlob or Russell Greer.