How will the above user lose his/her virginity? -

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PL 001

Falling ass first into the handle of a toilet plunger.

Smaug's Smokey Hole

no corona
Getting bumped into from behind while drinking from a water fountain. If you don't think that counts it can be discussed in the "virginity is a social construct" thread.