How will you propose to your waifu/husbando? -

[Splendid]

Will you settle for me?

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Things are more annoying with two people, and I want to be annoying together with you!

Alternately: "Let's combine our libraries."

 

[SpessCaptain]

look away awkwardly and run flusteredly

 

[Pina Colada]

In front of a giant crowd full of sweaty, smelly, jealous fujoshi.

 

[Michel]

Please fuck a black man in front of me.

 

[Bassomatic]

I've already killed your family to prevent inlaws.... you don't want to be completely alone do you?

 

[LD 3187]

If you don't marry me I'm detonating this vest and it will be your fault that these small kids died.

 

[Ido]

I'd ask and then he'd probably tell me he had a boyfriend.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

After 5 years of living together, I got drunk and said "oi, want to get married?" He said "sounds good". We had friends in town 2 monthes later so we did the deed at our favourite national park when everyone could be in town.

 

[Coldgrip]

It would involve giant mecha and a hot-blooded declaration of love. Then doing a team-up technique with her that uses our love to destroy the monster keeping her captive.

 

[Fallensaint]

Wanna hear about these great tax cuts?

 

[Argonian Scum]

Spoiler

We were at the hospital to see off a family member's surgery and his mom jokingly proposed to me. He saw the way my eyes lit up and after we found out the surgery went well he proposed to me in the hospital's coffee shop. We got in a car accident on the way home.

Engagement rings are a scam, don't get one.

 

[DuskEngine]

buying green card

 

[MrLooks]

Take her for her favorite food at her favorite restaurant, and have them bring her a note with the meal (or put the message on the cake with icing or something). I would also do it on a special occasion like her birthday.

Alternatively I would take her on holiday somewhere and do the same thing at a romantic restaurant on the last day of the holiday.

 

[Dr.Research]

No propositions.
Cohabitate and live in sin forever.

 

[Splendid]

Take her for her favorite food at her favorite restaurant, and have them bring her a note with the meal (or put the message on the cake with icing or something). I would also do it on a special occasion like her birthday.

Alternatively I would take her on holiday somewhere and do the same thing at a romantic restaurant on the last day of the holiday.

I don't think you get the joke.

 

[DrainRedRain]

I would suggest that we both can lose our virginity together after 3 years of passive agressive dating.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I would just post on Twitter about how much I love her, how we're destined to be together, and how I will literally kill people if she doesn't marry me.

 

[XxBigBlackDickLover69xX]

Gotta keep it simple.
On my knees with his dick in my mouth I will say, " @Null will you marry me?"

...but like, it'll be clear as hell because he's small.

 

[Some JERK]

Get in the van.