How would Chris do in a group home?

[Issac Clark]

The possibility of Chris going to a group home post Barb has been brought up a few times and I've been wondering how well Chris would do in a group home situation. I don't think she would do to well with constant interaction with males especially if one has has a supervisory role over him. Also from what I've heard most group homes forbid romantic relationships between residents so that could lead to some "Virginia is for Virgins" rantings. Does anyone here have any experience with group homes that could provide insight into how Chris would deal with one.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

He would be raped and murdered there after the attendants dig up Bob's corpse.

 

[Randy Lahey]

He would be raped and murdered there after the attendants dig up Bob's corpse.

Before or after they take all of Bob's old clothes?

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

He would be thrown out for doing something disgusting. Probably within a month.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Hopefully they'd hogtie him and record his autistic screaming.

 

[John Daker]

Before or after they take all of Bob's old clothes?

Before. After Chris dies, they'll sell all the clothes on ebay, which I'll promptly buy.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Better than Phil, at least.

 

[Nyx]

Ironically a situation where it would be appropriate for him to shit himself and do nothing.

 

[Sonitistic]

I say we kidnap Chris and assemble a Truman Show situation.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Not good at all. Chris wouldn't follow any rules, be creeped out at the other "slow in the mind"s, and be an all-around royal pain to his handlers.

 

[Lipitor]

It would be very interesting to see this. Chris would probably be very upset with it at first, and probably would not get along great with his fellow tards. However, it would probably best for him, as it would alleviate him from any future financial troubles. He would have to resign his dreams of having a family, but those were pipe dreams anyway.

I don't think he'd be happy about, he certainly wouldn't prefer it, but it would provide him a tangible benefit to a lifetime alone with a few pets. He'd also probably have more money to spend on toys. I don't think he'd make any friends, but he'd learn to tolerate his fellow roommates.

The interesting thing to see would be to see if he can talk his way into a female group home. I'd bet he'd try if he saw an opportunity.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

probably would not get along great with his fellow tards.

I bet they'll start trolling him immediately.
They'll probably start a forum to talk about him and will have to move it from server to server often.

 

[Quip]

I think it would do Chris the world of good. Any form of Social interaction even if it's with a group of tards is exactly what Chris needs. He needs to be challenged and shown that it's not all about him.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I think it would do Chris the world of good. Any form of Social interaction even if it's with a group of tards is exactly what Chris needs. He needs to be challenged and shown that it's not all about him.

He already got punched in the face in high school. You guys need to remember: Chris never learns.

 

[MrTroll]

 

[sikotik]

He'd also probably have more money to spend on toys.

Nope. Group homes and adult foster care facilities take the bulk of your . They might let you have $100 a month for your own use.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

A group home wouldn't be necessary for Chris, he functions well enough. He'd do just fine with a mentor, someone who comes by and makes sure he's taking care of himself and helping him with things he struggles with like paying his bills.

 

[Quip]

He already got punched in the face in high school. You guys need to remember: Chris never learns.

Who didn't get punched in the face at high school? I think that getting tossed into an environment where he's constantly surrounded by other people would benefit him in so far as he'd be forced to adapt somewhat just for his own sanity (what's left of it).

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Wait, is this before or after he finds Bob's gun?

 

[IV 445]

We've discussed this intensely in the "What will happen when Barb dies?" thread.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-51

The end of 51 pages has us conclude that Chris will still live in 14 BC.