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@Feline Darkmage defeats @Null because Null has a history of hiding when transpeople show up for a fight.
@Cato defeats @Feline Darkmage because @Feline Darkmage is secretly a Carthaginian, and Carthago delenda est!
@AnOminous defeats @Cato because he knows secret moves that he learned while he was a KF admin.
@AnOminous defeats @Somari1996 after sicking pedobear on him.
@CanofSoda defeats @Somari1996 with an extremely high pressure blast of 7Up to the cranium. KOed.
@CanofSoda defeats @MistressCaridad because the can's not Kool-Aid
@Ntwadumela chases @MistressCaridad across the savannah for approximately 45 minutes, accompanied by his other lion friends. Caridad eventually stumbles on an anthill, and gets eaten by lions.
Days later, men from Caridad's village arrive and shoot the lions with Kalashnikov rifles, to exact vengeance for their fallen friend.
Nobody wins.
Days later, men from Caridad's village arrive and shoot the lions with Kalashnikov rifles, to exact vengeance for their fallen friend.
Nobody wins.
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@Dr W tricks @Real_Liberian in to getting close by pretending to be an actual doctor who can cure his AIDS, but instead just whallops him with a rock real good and then pours drano down his throat while listening to new wave synth pop and revealing there was nothing under his lab coat
Due to both sides having powerful weapons and tactics, the fighting lasted for months without rest, which ended with both parties dying of exhaustion.
Than you'll know what kind of person I am.
LURK MORE.
Than you'll know what kind of person I am.
Oh, I am sure of what kind of person you are...
The whiny type.
On topic, @TiggerNits and @Ntwadumela will both die when the former crashes a plane into the latter.
@Ntwadumela defeats @Dr W due to the Dr's hypocratic oath and his lack of decent night vision due to his retinas being burned out from using the white Kiwifarm layout.
@Dr W defeats @Mason Verger by putting poison in his drink before the fight begins
@Mason Verger hires some eastern euro-trash to capture @Somari1996 so he can watch as they're devoured by wild pigs. But due to Somari1996's magical anime powers they use the power of the moon to purge the feral pigs of their desire to be evil and become Somari's allies in fighting those who would stand in the way of love.
Disappointed with this outcome Mason just shoots Somari. The pigs scatter and return about an hour later after Mason has left to eat Somari's body.
Winner: @Mason Verger.
Runner Up: The pigs.
Disappointed with this outcome Mason just shoots Somari. The pigs scatter and return about an hour later after Mason has left to eat Somari's body.
Winner: @Mason Verger.
Runner Up: The pigs.
@cold grip vs @Mason Verger.
Mason summons his randomly googled profile image with instructions from the deep web. While Colds profile picture is an self-portrait. The disembodied face only lasts second against Cold's edgy and try hard appearance. Once the demon is destroyed the two fight long and hard- A game of tug and war with a physical 3d-printed version of the KF logo.
Then suddenly @cold grip gets well a 'cold grip' and is tossed upwards to Internets 'normie fags' who then devour him.
Winner: @Mason Verger
I think that's the most :autism: but
thing i'v ever written
Mason summons his randomly googled profile image with instructions from the deep web. While Colds profile picture is an self-portrait. The disembodied face only lasts second against Cold's edgy and try hard appearance. Once the demon is destroyed the two fight long and hard- A game of tug and war with a physical 3d-printed version of the KF logo.
Then suddenly @cold grip gets well a 'cold grip' and is tossed upwards to Internets 'normie fags' who then devour him.
Winner: @Mason Verger
I think that's the most :autism: but
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