How would you assassinate the user above you? -

[TendieGremlin]

no bonus points for stealth kills

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

I'd take a knife to your genitals, make a neovag out of it and let you bleed to death slowly well tied up.

 

[GeorgeFloyd]

Kneel on his neck

 

[TendieGremlin]

Do a driveby and tell everyone I dindu muffin

 

[mr.moon1488]

Explosive sharpie in the pooper

 

[Dom Cruise]

Whip out my Jammy and flat blast 'em.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Spare their lives and take the bullet instead

Then let @Austrian Conscript 1915 take the blame

 

[Troonos]

I'd restrain you and glue your eyes open, then make you watch CWC's RvB Brony reaction videos until you kill yourself.

 

[oldTireWater]

Poisoned krill.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Hemlock, Gin, & Juice

 

[Big Ruski]

It doesn't matter how I do it, you'll never see it coming anway

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

injection of euthanasia into your ballsack

 

[CeleryBread]

A good ol' rope hanging :3

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

A good ol' rope hanging :3

Same as all my other assassinations. Quietly, without anyone the wiser

 

[Rupert Bear]

Take away his avatar permissions but irl

 

[naught sock account 1]

cyanide...

 

[Justtocheck]

By telling them I love them...

 

[Fuck!]

toothpaste poisoning

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Cyanide in a chocolate snak pak.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Replace his insulin with glucose solution.