How would you fill a condom with peepee and poopoo without getting it on your hands? - let's speculate about ANTIFA tactics.

[💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗]

So ANTIFA is well known for throwing condoms full of piss and shit at their enemies. But how do they get it in there without getting it all over themselves? Where do they get this much pee and poo in the first place? Discuss.

Pictures of the weapons taken from Andy Ngo's twitter account:

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo

 

[SIGSEGV]

Very carefully.

 

[Maskull]

Disposable gloves, rubber bands, a small tarp, and a funnel.

E: I forgot. A bucket would come in handy as well. I'm sure a week's worth of shits could fill many condoms.

 

[Brundlefly]

I would just get it on my hands and then wash my hands. Dirtier but faster.

 

[SIGSEGV]

>remove condom from wrapper
>swallow the condom
>use intestinal muscles to put your shit inside of the condom and tie it shut
>shit out the poop filled condom
I just tried this and can confirm that it works.

 

[Ducky!]

I’d pay the local homeless crack head to shit in it so I’m sure that it’s HIV infected

 

[bordergore]

Ask your wife's boyfriend to help you OP, two brains are better than one.

 

[💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗]

Someone in the riot thread might have the solution to the mystery:

here's the link he posted:

https://video.foxnews.com/v/6189114462001#sp=show-clips

Ask your wife's boyfriend to help you OP, two brains are better than one.

Already did. He said I could watch while he and my wife try to figure it out tonight uwu

 

[TFT-A9]

Step 1: Eat Taco Bell to show appreciation for Latinx culture.
Step 2: Have your comrade fuck you in the ass with his BBC.
Step 3: As you have an earth-shattering orgasm that wipes away your white privilege for a precious few seconds, release the thunder in your guts.
Step 4: By now you should feel your nasty white privilege returning. Clean your kang's cock off with your mouth and beg him for some sweet lemonade.
Step 5: Take out the condom that your bull didn't wear because making black people use them is racist, yo, and carefully expectorate the slurry in your mouth into said condom.
Step 6: Apologize to Jayquan for objectifying him.
Step 7: ???
Step 8: Profit!

 

[Un Platano]

The bag of glitter pisses me off more than the poop condoms do. The peepee poopoo will disappear eventually, but if you throw glitter everywhere it will be there forever.

 

[Gentleman Gamer]

Have someone else spread it really wide, then you take a liquid Diarrhea shit inside of it (The stream of Diarrhea will be very thin and go completely inside. Don't fill it up all the way, so there is some air left at the top so you can tie it in a knot. Then you put it in the Freezer and let it stay, and there you go, solidified shit inside of a condom.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I would make a funnel out of an empty plastic bottle by cutting the bottom off and attach the condom then put the pee and poo into that and throw the bottle away. Easy peasy.

 

[ClipBitch]

Use your mouth.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Pay somebody else.

 

[GHTD]

Have an Indian do it for you.

 

[bordergore]

Have an Indian do it for you.

Now we're talking! Please don't be a chud who culturally appropiates the customs of Indian People, let them do it.

 

[Dom Cruise]

They're heads are already full of shit, so filling up a condom with shit shouldn't be too hard.

 

[Thumb Butler]

And some people said Portland Phil would be of no use.

 

[MemeGrey]

Whole foods sells them ready made, they're a little pricey but its worth it for the convinience.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

The question is invalid. If you're such an ape you throw shit at people like a literal chimp, you wouldn't care whether you got shit on you.