How would you kill Anita Sarkeeisan? - Discussion of the leader of Anti-Gamergate's immolation

[Tismo]

I'd go to her house, and rape his cuck husband (no homo) while making her watch, making her a cuck, then shoot both of them

 

[*Asterisk*]

One week before she next speaks at the UN, I'd tell the Turkish Ambassador she's there to spread fabrications about the genocide that totally didn't happen to her people.

Three days later, she'll pass away after exhibiting flu-like symptoms. Her husband will blame Christopher Hitchen's vengeful ghost.

 

[John Furrman]

Beat her to death with Brianna Wu's femur.

 

[XYZpdq]

Drown him in dew

 

[Tranhuviya]

Force her into a stack of oil-covered tires, and make Mcintosh light her up.

 

[Gagamaru]

she dies if everyone ignores her.

 

[Null]

I would kick flip off her apartment building and then take her out assassin's creed style while yelling "GAMERGATE" so everyone knows the stakes

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Death by Patreon overdose

 

[Huitzilopochtli]

We can't just, you know, say her true name backwards, and watch her get sucked back into whatever nightmare dimension she came from?

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

i would headshot her like in my videogames and record it. then i would edit it to Linkin Park and send the video to liveleak to show the underground my skills

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Street race her and once she loses she'll also lose the respect of her followers and kill herself.

 

[HG 400]

I would put a gun to her head and tell her to remove all the bias from the gamergate wikipedia article and when she can't do it, BLAM!

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

with my dick

 

[Count groudon]

I'll hack into her patreon and drain it completely, and then she'll kill herself after losing all of her hipster welfare cred. I get thousands of cuck dollars and Anita will be gone forever, so that's like two birds with one stone dude.

 

[Bluebird]

Drive my Prius into her living room and grind her to death with wheelies.

 

[Jubileus]

Plying Josh with buttsex and poppers until he pulls the trigger himself.

There's something aesthetically pleasing about the symmetry of making a man destroy that which he created himself.

Then I'd go for the full silkwood because that dude looks greasy as fuck and I don't want to break out from his schmaltz.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Use my "secret technique" involving chicken bones that have been festering for about a year or two in a fine oak case.

 

[c-no]

I'd jump-kick her Assassin's Creed style with all the strength of my wolf soul. And when she's down, I take a bite out of a sandwich, throw it at her, and yell "THIS IS FOR GAMERGATE YOU DANG DIRTY FEMINAZI!!!!".

 

[HoloSkull]

The other day M'lady and I made a gingerbread model of the Sarkeesian compound:

Now to intercept and neutralize Sarkeesian me and my squad of battle stoners will arrive in black hawk helicopters. Outfitted with the best tacticool gear cryptocurrency can buy we engage the enemy.

Agility is the key to this raid. As you can see we're surrounding the enemy encampment. Nothing can stop us now! Once on top of facility we'll dig a trench and call in an air strike.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Clearly the only possible answer is to drive your aging Toyota Civic to her house and go at her with a military-style knife.