I would suicide bomb your ass. I don't want to live on a world that can create you. I man, I look at you and I'm like, ew, Earth officially sucks. I need to be in the afterlife with allah, like, right now.
Send you back to the ice age where you'd either freeze or get got by a mammoth
Except that plan may backfire if you meet a hot cave man/woman and start a cave family