How would you kill the above poster? -

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Coolest camel in the desert
I would behead them, preferably with a moon sickle, but only after paralyzing them and letting them almost bleed out with a variety of throwing stars.


Asocial distancing, please.
True & Honest Fan
I'll lock Philip DeLici in the same room as you. It's the prepayment of your 72 virgins.


I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
True & Honest Fan
Send you back to the ice age where you'd either freeze or get got by a mammoth
Except that plan may backfire if you meet a hot cave man/woman and start a cave family