How would you kill the above poster? -

WireSponge

Coolest camel in the desert
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I would behead them, preferably with a moon sickle, but only after paralyzing them and letting them almost bleed out with a variety of throwing stars.
 
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WireSponge

Coolest camel in the desert
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I would suicide bomb your ass. I don't want to live on a world that can create you. I man, I look at you and I'm like, ew, Earth officially sucks. I need to be in the afterlife with allah, like, right now.
 

Positron

Corvid-19 Codename: Jackdaw
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I'll lock Philip DeLici in the same room as you. It's the prepayment of your 72 virgins.
 

Bugaboo

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
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Send you back to the ice age where you'd either freeze or get got by a mammoth
Except that plan may backfire if you meet a hot cave man/woman and start a cave family