How would you kill the above poster? -

Smaug's Smokey Hole

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Get the hose and spray them, when the caked up dirt starts to fall off it would take the sickly flesh it has been fused to with it, then the organs would fall out. In a couple of minutes the poster above will be reduced to a wet obese skeleton. Turns out he actually was big boned.