Sonichu How would you make Sonichu worse? -

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

There's plenty of threads dedicated to making Sonichu better. "What if the characters had personality?", "What would you do to give it a plot?", that kind of thing. But, I'm wondering what would you do (or even what could you do) to make Sonichu even worse than it already is?

Could the characters be even blander? Could the plot make even less sense or be even more of a creepy childish wish-fulfillment fantasy? Could the artwork actually be poorer drawn?

If somehow the task had fallen on you to take the world's crappiest web-comic and make it even crappier, how would you go about it?

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

I'd outsource it to the Golden Knight.

 

[Pine Tar]

Make it dark and edgy.

 

[ASoulMan]

I'd say give it to JayZ the Golden Commoner, but somebody already beat me to the punch.

So I'll say turn it into a horrible Windows Movie Maker series with:

- Voice acting provided by Speakonia and/or VoiceForge. If not, do "voice auditions" instead to find the best quality acting.
- Generic music like Linkin Park's "CRAWLLLLING INNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN!", Three Days Grace, and other overused bands and music
- Give Sonichu a tragic backstory
- All the characters are recolored screenshots from Sonic X and sprites from Sonic and the like. Use MS Paint if necessary.
- Record any clips from other shows via external camera. Because downloading videos is just too difficult to do.

And don't forget to advertise your feature length movies with high quality Pooh's Adventures-esque movie posters!

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Turn it into a fetish comic.

What fetish? YOU DECIDE!

 

[EI 903]

Make it an animated series, with every character voiced by A-Log.

And they're all ponies now, of course.

 

[MLW RS 18]

I'd make it a more insane version of 1984...

 

[Le Bateleur]

There's been some great Sonichu fanfiction in this subforum, but there's also been some terrible ones. I'd blend the worst elements of these.
Edgy for edginess' sake, Sonichu and Fat Retard is a gripping visual noir, based on an original story by Chelonian. A Sonee or Rosee will die on every page!

 

[General Juicer]

But, I'm wondering what would you do (or even what could you do) to make Sonichu even worse than it already is?

Insert more personal politics into the mix. There's no piece of fiction that can't be made worse by the author slathering their crack-ass views of society and culture onto it. Sonichu #10 was easily the worst and most mean-spirited comic out of the batch because Chris decided that his views on homosexuality, gender relations, the judicial system, and drug proliferation simply must be told.

 

[Ariel]

I'd add even more subliminal messages.

 

[Dr. Mario]

I would change the title of the comic to CWC's Sonichu.

 

[General Juicer]

Make it an animated series, with every character voiced by A-Log.

This is changing the subject, but I didn't like the animated series by SpazKid all that much. Too many memes and running gags and extended gags and the series forgetting that it's a, you know, Sonichu parody. When you devote several minutes of your short cartoon to a war between sperm cells, you've gone way off of the rails. The one shining exception is Episode 7, which is funnier than every other episode combined -- because they opted to do an actual parody of a Sonichu comic instead of Meme Cartoon: The Memening.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Have the entire main cast wear fedoras.

 

[Pine Tar]

Have the entire main cast wear fedoras.

"Milady, I'll save you from the Jerkops!"

Also, trenchcoats, fingerless gloves and Guy Fawkes masks.

 

[José Mourinho]

A Family Guy-esque style (CWCville is destroyed! This is worse than that one time Indiana Jones got raped in the fourth movie! lololol)with all the characters replaced by stick figures.

 

[BT 075]

I would make it in Chinese anime style so its ten times as gay.

 

[copypaste]

I'd put WoggleBugFucker in charge of the 3D movie version.

 

[CatParty]

Lol like it can get worse

 

[Hyperion]

Use the same colored CRAYOLA FUCKING MARKER MAGIC for all of the yiffhogs so that they have even fewer identifying characteristics!

 

[Abethedemon]

Turn it into a fetish comic.

What fetish? YOU DECIDE!

How about put it on Deviantart and make it one of those balloon fetish comics. It might make it more popular.