http://www.metal-archives.com/ -

[CatParty]

http://www.metal-archives.com/

kinda of a wikipedia for all metal bands.

and i mean ALL.

a fun game is to hit "random band" and rejoice in the lols that the band pages bring

 

[Cuck Norris]

 

[Chicken Dippers]

Lemmy just turned in his grave...

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I'll have you know that it's not ALL metal bands!


....just any metal band that has ever made a recording.

I haven't used it much but it's my understanding there's some quality laughs to be had from its users, too.

 

[VLAD]

 

[CatParty]

http://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/125833

Genre:
Black/Death Metal
Lyrical themes:
Damnation, Hell, Death

 

[Chicken Dippers]

ladies please

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy shit the third band in @VLAD's post


That's Christfuck, they're a Korean Grindcore band, I've seen them three times.

 

[VLAD]

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/z3r0c00l/100863

Genre: Industrial Death Metal
Lyrical themes: Video games
Label: Unsigned/independent

 

[Cuck Norris]

http://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/3540352925

Christhunter, Brazil
Genre: Black Metal
Lyrical Themes: Anti-Christianity, Satanism
Currently Active

 

[Smutley]

The saddest asians

Psychotrain
Country of origin: Thailand
Location: Bangkok
Status: Active

 

[QE 757]

Yes it's the Star of David.
Band : http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Poems_of_Shadows/33906

 

[Chicken Dippers]

*sniffs* was... was that you?

 

[QE 757]

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Skitarg/3540301819

Band : Skitarg
Country of origin: Sweden
Genre: Thrash/Black/Death Metal

 

[Cuck Norris]

Open Access, Poland
Genre: Folk Metal
Lyrical Themes: Nature
Currently Active

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Woah woah woah woah.

Gonna need a name to go with this one. A black metal band, a genre notorious for virulent anti-Semitism, wearing Stars of David?
EDIT: Now that I have a name, I don't know if I'm more surprised or less surprised to learn that they're an un-black metal band.

My contribution to this thread:

Mayhap m'lady would enjoy a serenade:

 

[VLAD]

Demons Make Saints - Austin, TX

Necropolis Rising - East Rochester, NY

Umberhulk - Seattle, WA

Metallic Fury - East Flanders, Belgium

Evil Warriorz - West Flanders, Belgium

Grinded Nig - Arawak, TX

 

[QE 757]

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Dockalfar/103061

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Animae_Capronii/101233

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Black Candle
Genre:
Black Metal
Lyrical themes:
Occultism, Evil, Darkness, Death, Blasphemy, Night
Country of origin:
Luxembourg

 

[QE 757]

Band : Goatmoon
Lyrical themes: Satanism, Hatred, Winter, Misanthropy, National Socialism
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Goatmoon/30403