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[RichardMongler]

The pearl-clutching userbase at Metal-Archives collectively whinge over Pestilence's Patrick Mameli making a racist comment.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

The pearl-clutching userbase at Metal-Archives collectively whinge over Pestilence's Patrick Mameli making a racist comment.
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The autism! It burns!

This is why I don't post on metal boards any more. Between this and the meaningless hair-splitting about what isn't TRUE AND HONEST metal and accusations of poserdom, ugh. I just want to thrash and drink beer. Is that so wrong?

 

[RichardMongler]

I suppose I'll get back in the spirit of this thread's original intent.

Guess what band got accepted by none other than Morrigan?

Neckbeard Deathcamp

And the faggots behind this project. Even under the mask, I can still smell the soy:

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

tbf "The Fetishization of Asian Women Despite Demands for a Pure White Race" is always one of the things I've found most amusing about a lot of internet tryhard Neo-Nazis.

Though "tryhard" sounds like a pretty good description of that band, too.

 

[RichardMongler]

Though "tryhard" sounds like a pretty good description of that band, too.

Indeed, WNs' collective fetishization of the Asians (especially the Japanese) is amusing and ironic, but even so, I can only see fart-huffing shitlibs finding any novelty in Neckbeard Deathcamp. Perhaps the band was formed with the current userbase of Metal-Archives in mind because absolutely none of the lyrics are funny or clever in any way and just reek of cheap signaling. Also, LOL at the Pepe in the phallus-headed Reichsadler. It's amazing how one meme managed to trigger an entire political contingent.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

I think antifa type anarchists as much as anyone has the right and can succeed in parodying white identitarians. It's a much positive to make music than trying and failing at beating up skinheads. Their lyrical themes don't work though. Metalheads already have a stereotype of being greasy basement dwelling losers. Black metal is also typically more spiritual and apolitical. Traditionally anti-Christian Satanism but nowadays more occult and sometimes Pagan. If you want to make political commentary, try thrash metal or death metal. Thrash especially because of it's root connection to punk. The thrash community is kind of dead because of everyone copying their heroes instead of innovating. But all you have to be is not be a faggot and come up with something new. Good luck antifags.

 

[Big Nasty]

Nice use of the Werbedeutsch font though.

 

[Islamic Creampie]

They weren't so hot on parody bands when a topic got made about Peosphoros mocking trannies and both sides of the political spectrum. That one got locked pretty quick. I'm sure just creating that thread literally killed 10,000 trans.

Both sides seem to be taking Neckbeard Deathcamp too seriously, and it doesn't surprise me people like Kim Kelly are pushing them hard. Some of those song titles are funny, though.

 

[Save the Loli]

I like the idea of making fun of the alt-right through some Seth Putnam sort of shit, but it would've been a hell of a lot funnier if they actually pretended to be alt-right Nazi incels and wrote their lyrics like the most cringeworthy, over-the-top Kekistan tard (album title: "Under the Sign of Kek" or some shit like that). Too bad the target audience probably would think they actually were alt-right Nazi incels.

 

[Islamic Creampie]

I like the idea of making fun of the alt-right through some Seth Putnam sort of shit, but it would've been a hell of a lot funnier if they actually pretended to be alt-right Nazi incels and wrote their lyrics like the most cringeworthy, over-the-top Kekistan tard (album title: "Under the Sign of Kek" or some shit like that). Too bad the target audience probably would think they actually were alt-right Nazi incels.

Ask and you shall receive.

https://www.discogs.com/Kek-Misty-Woods-Of-Kekistan/master/1223295

At least I assume it's parody.

 

[RichardMongler]

Ask and you shall receive.

https://www.discogs.com/Kek-Misty-Woods-Of-Kekistan/master/1223295

At least I assume it's parody.

This was listed on Metal-Archives until it was proven to be fake. Zodijackyl confirmed several songs were stolen from other bands.

 

[Islamic Creampie]

This was listed on Metal-Archives until it was proven to be fake. Zodijackyl confirmed several songs were stolen from other bands.

Wasn't aware. I had just seen it advertised by the label and thought it was ridiculous. The owner of which is completely nuts, by the way.

 

[Figuratively Stalin]

Nazi bands are pure, unfiltered cringe.

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Storm_Front_88/3540262673
A Nazi band hailing from fucking Brazil. An image of Hitler eating sopa de macaco just formed in my head.

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Kommando_88/46205
This one sad looking fella's from the Czech Republic. Hey @Heinrich Himmler is this you?

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/WAR_88/12322
Thus one's my favorite. I love it. I love this guy. He's a nationalist that praises a dude that invaded his country and killed his people. That's right, a Polish Nazi. He also looks fucking ridiculous.

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Ülven_88/3540388723
ARGENTINA IS WHITE: The Band

No more Nazis now, it's general cringe time.

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Siblings_of_Hatred/3540379531
These cool guys hail from Sri Lanka. Praise them.

https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Hólókaust_2001/A_Death_Odyssey/60973
Cringe as hell lyrics.

 

[RichardMongler]

Nazi bands are pure, unfiltered cringe.

This'll potentially derail the topic at hand, but plenty of decent Nazi Metal bands exist:

 

[Figuratively Stalin]

This'll potentially derail the topic at hand, but plenty of decent Nazi Metal bands exist:
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Stop whining about how I insulted your taste in music, that post was unfinished, I edited it to add cringe bands. I still think it's cringe anyway. Most Black Metal is cringe in fact. Too much tryhard badassery and edginess for me.

 

[Save the Loli]

This'll potentially derail the topic at hand, but plenty of decent Nazi Metal bands exist:
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lol thanks for reminding me of Finist. Literal white power metal with hilarious Engrish lyrics.

 

[Wesley Willis]

They're really PC, until you ask them how awesome Arghoslent is.

 

[RichardMongler]

I like the idea of making fun of the alt-right through some Seth Putnam sort of shit, but it would've been a hell of a lot funnier if they actually pretended to be alt-right Nazi incels and wrote their lyrics like the most cringeworthy, over-the-top Kekistan tard (album title: "Under the Sign of Kek" or some shit like that). Too bad the target audience probably would think they actually were alt-right Nazi incels.

Now, for a bonafide Alt-Right Black Metal band...

FATELANCER

 

[Big Nasty]

Necroing this because... Sweet unholy mother of Satan, I think I have found the shittiest metal band logo ever.

Behold:

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sardaukar/30559

Apparently it's a one-man black metal band featuring "Abominus Desecrator" who looks like a nazi bootleg version of WWE's Big Show.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Necroing this because... Sweet unholy mother of Satan, I think I have found the shittiest metal band logo ever.

Behold:

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sardaukar/30559

Apparently it's a one-man black metal band featuring "Abominus Desecrator" who looks like a nazi bootleg version of WWE's Big Show.

Here are the titles to the songs on his only release with an entry on the archives, an EP:

1.	Diabolical Sacrifice (Taste The Son of the Lamb)	​
2.	Malevolent Transformation of The Children of the Baptist (Lucifer's Walls)	​
3.	Under The Cold Eye of Lucifer, I Successfully Pass Beyond the 16th Gate (Dimension of Repugnant Beasts)	​
4.	I Speak Only The Words of The Goat (Invoking The Ageless Tabernacle of Sodom)	​
5.	The Beast Has My Name (Grant Me The Final Powers, Lucifer, I Beseech You)	​
6.	The Ultimate Possession (The Final Prince of Hell: Oh How I Praise Thy Hideous Manifestation...)	​
7.	Claiming the Throne of...Lucifer (Sodomy Is Now The Law)

WEW