HUGE HAUL!!!! Amazon, Target, Sephora, Torrid, Hot Topic, etc (02-03-21) - "Why am I like this? No one will ever know"- ALR

[Neko GF]

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[Retarded Potato]

A haul? Groundbreaking.

 

[ADHD]

Oh joy, a wedding planner. That totally wasn't a waste of money for a totally real wedding that will absolutely take place.

This was filmed the same day as her last video, wasn't it?

I bet the gorls in the Burn Book FB group are going to go nuts over this:

EDIT: lol I was right. Credit to @Lucille's Brands , originally posted here.

 

[Owlflaps]

Just like her shirt says. I gonna say "nope" and pass on this one.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Is it me or does her face look photoshopped onto her body? Her face situation looks off.

Big ups on hitting 10:09 Amber, midroll ads have entered the chat.

I am liveeen for the *click* *click* *click*s. Obviously.

 

[draculasestateagent]

If she gets anymore yellow never mind taking Beckys last name she’s gonna need to change her last name to “Simpson”.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Haven't done one of these in months. Let's get back into it, shall we?

Spoiler: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECAP

• We are greeted by La Creatura
• Aksidentally hurt myself
• Scraped myself pretty badlee
• Want to do haul!!!
• Vanity is covered!!!
• Need 2 do haul before makeup
• Putteen it off badly!
• Hair is drippy
• NICKS eyeliner
• Yellow
• Teal
• Purpil
• Black eyeliner
• Experimenteen
• Cheekee blutch
• KYOOT!
• CHEAP target palllit
• Look at the colors!!!!!!
• Vibrant!
• Got a cow print bag
• HAYDURS MAKE YOUR JOKES HERE
• I promise I will not crah
• Shoulder m’jiggy
• Let me slam the cow hole for the camera
• Kyoot yellow bag
• USED TO HATE YELLOW
• BRINGS HAPPINESS!!!
• Pull the string
• Dainty opening (tee hee)
• Peenk cross body purse
• Perfik
• TORRID!!!
• St. Patrik’s choh-kers
• Weareen all year round!!
• Eareens!
• Adorbul
• Statement eareen
• Black dangle
• Dress!
• Can wear with any dress!!
• You put a dress onto a dress!!
• I am scared while filmeen ☹
• Leperd dress!!!!
• Pajamuh top!!
• I can pull off pajamas in public, not you!!!!
• Brush shet from Sephwhoreuh
• Mark Jaycobs concealer!
• Armani foundation!!!!
• Blush nars
• Orgasm x
• Fenty beauty lisstic!
• Amazon!
• Magnetic lashiz
• Wedding planner!!!
• Ppl forget I am engaged
• I am engaged?
• Did I mention I am engaged?
• Black dress!
• Moon shirt!
• Shooper rinkilled
• Skul dress with cherries!!
• Came with shirt!!!!!!!
• Black and white dress!!
• Suspishis fabric
• I cannot believe you faggots made me film another video
• Fuck you all
• Bye

Hamberlard review: 1/10 waste of time. Just show your fried egg tits already Amber.

 

[leedleleedleleedleleee]

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[rain and petals eavesdrop]

Dirty bitch says she took a shower. Yeah right. She’s wearing the bandaids the same place with the yellow one on top in both this and the last video.

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

So, TimeLordLynn posted these out of order? Meaning they're both quite old, filmed same-day, and everyone in the comments is going to be clamoring for her to mention everything recent that was brought up in comments, or the Patreon announcement/disappearance that was relegated to Community post because that's CURRENT stuff, or the Nikocado parody recently done, or anything that her YouTube reality hasn't yet caught up to.

Always finding new ways to disappoint! Maybe filming boring shit so far in advance isn't a great idea!

(Don't worry - she knows what works for her.)

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Screwing with the timeline, I see...

How pathetic. Thousands spent on makeup, clothing and accessories for someone who never leaves the house. But Guyz, she's totes not a hoarder.

 

[Don Draper]

blows my mind how she's basically housebound and she buys all these clothes/make up.. the level of delusion

 

[SituationTypeThing]

blows my mind how she's basically housebound and she buys all these clothes/make up.. the level of delusion

but never any bras

 

[DefCon Dumb]

did she always pronounce skull as 'skoal'? I swear she's taking enunciation lessons from Amy Ramadan.

I wonder if she's filmed this & other pre-recorded shit thinking she could pass it off on Patreon?

 

[dingobaby]

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Islamic content indeed! That fabric swatch may cover her tiny tittens but how do you contain the torso spillover? Her skin is so blotchy... at first I thought we were seeing Ms Sunkissed Reid until I remembered it was February and she doesn't leave the pen. Also this video is old, she was wearing her striped strappy number as of last thursday (at latest?) on social

ETA: wasn't there a clip of her in her last live where she was butchering the name "Allah"? I would love to be there if she were out of the house in those "overalls" and a muslim commented on her clothes. I wonder if they are as adverse to pork on a scooter as pork on a plate

 

[ADHD]

I wonder if she's filmed this & other pre-recorded shit thinking she could pass it off on Patreon?

I'm not sure if it was for Patreon, but I wouldn't be surprised to find out she filmed a bunch of stuff last month so she can sit back and relax and let the adbux roll in.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

ANOTHER video of her sitting and just talking into the camera? This isn't riveting content and I can't imagine this will change anytime soon. She will continue to be fat, self absorbed and boring until she finally kicks the bucket.

Only got a few minutes in before tapping out. What a boring bitch.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Screwing with the timeline, I see...

How pathetic. Thousands spent on makeup, clothing and accessories for someone who never leaves the house. But Guyz, she's totes not a hoarder.

If you guize want to see me try on the items from my haul, you have to go to my onlyfans.

 

[Very Honest Content]

No haul your ass to the in-patient weight loss clinic? No watch.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

I'm not sure if it was for Patreon, but I wouldn't be surprised to find out she filmed a bunch of stuff last month so she can sit back and relax and let the adbux roll in.

clearly this is just the "first part" of yesterdays makeup session. the cloth she presents today she wears at the end of the make up clip.
iam sure this is all old stuff.