HUGE TARGET HAUL!!! & WOMMART GOODIES - 02/27/21 | February 27, 2021

[Pepper Jack]

Archive 360p:

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

I already know this will be a complete waste of time recapping, but here it is anyway...

Spoiler: REEEEEEEEECAP

• HEY GUYZ
• Welcum to new video!!!
• Today, “collectiv” haul
• Kind of
• Might possibly
• Forget where they cum from
• Kyuuuuute container!!!!
• Smaller kyuuute container!!!
• Keepeen in bedrim
• Decorashin
• Candill!
• Feeleen velvety
• Very much my aesthetic
• WOMMART
• Hair scrunchie!
• Melonee lisstick!!
• Watch me desecrate the French language
• “bit-in”
• Lip balm AND lip scrub
• Why are we here?
• Just to suffer?
• More bewkkks!!
• Stefin Keeng!!!
• Daunteen bewk
• 1300 pages!!!!
• Adorabullllll spreeng vibes of wallit!
• Make up bag!!
• I DO NOT HAVE THAT MUCH MAKEUP YOU FAGGOTS
• MY HAIR DOES NOT CURL
• Dis curler will crimp mah hair!!!
• Here is another bewk!!
• I LOVE READEEN
• EAREEN
• WOMMART
• THESE
• THOSE
• SPREENG
• VAHBES
• KYUUUTE
• STUNNEEN
• Another bag!!!
• Big purse of print!!
• Medium purse of this print!
• Spreeng wallit
• Bandaids
• Bandaids
• Wax melts
• Wax melts
• Gelocitee pens!!!
• Hydrateen mist!!
• I try’did it
• Lip balms
• EXCITEEN
• Bronzer!
• More mist!
• Wax melt
• Foundashun
• Another Danielle Steele byuuk!
• Whole haul!
• Random!
• Love watcheen hauls!
• I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THE YOUTUBES MAKES ME WORK
• FUCK YOU, BYE

How kyuuuute of Lord Beetus to kiss her like that!!

Another aggressive tongue thrust.

Hamberlard review: 0/10, do not watch this video. Go touch grass or something.
To the surprise of no one, Big Al is getting her shit pushed in down in the comments.

What other fat narcissist can we think of that does nothing but consoom and blabber about nothing?

Spoiler: HMMMMMMM

If you're getting bored of Amber, MovieBob can somewhat fill the void of "fat narcissist everyone loves to hate".

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Oh boy, something she hasn't done before!

 

[ADHD]

This was not highly requested. It's not even 10 minutes long!

Seriously, what is up with her? Does she want people to forget about her?

 

[Pepper Jack]

After getting a lot of compliments on her hair last video, she totally capitalizes and sloppily puts her hair up.

Great job gorl!

 

[JambledUpWords]

Haven’t watched it, but here’s my wild guess on what was hauled:

• Makeup
• Graphic t-shirts and/or a hat for Becky
• Tacky jewelry
• Random snack foods because a gorl has to eat
• Household decor that’s also tacky
• Some food items to use for meals that are considered “healthy”

Judge based on how right/wrong I am. This way I don’t need to hear about Snorlax droning on about all the accumulated junk

 

[ladyarcher]

Keep spending bubba because it's running out fast. All I can say about this vlog is, bloody pathetic.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

... In other news, police are searching for Uncle Becky. She's not been seen for nearly a month. An anonymous tip-off has told them to start their search with the shower as it's obviously not been used in weeks. More at 11....

 

[christie]

(sorry not trying to hijack a recap, i'll leave that to the OGs. just commenting!)

god those containers are hideous. the first one looks hairy.

i was so confused when i thought she said one of the lippies was called "COVID", then realized she just mispronounced 'covet'. interesting that she's still claiming that she doesn't have that much makeup, as she shows off bags she buys to hold all of her makeup. as well as more makeup. "fross-say" tickled me lol, i can forgive her for that because she doesn't drink. kinda.

boring, but since it's so short and to the point, pretty easy to watch at least. and yes, everything is tacky. those earrings were especially terrible.

 

[Radical Sloth]

It's been at least 3 weeks since she debuted her arm band-aid. Sure looks like a wound not healing due to diabetes to me...

 

[Dead Memes]

It's honestly impressive how quickly alr became unbearably boring.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

It's honestly impressive how quickly alr became unbearably boring.

Yep, and now with crazy cows like Chantal nipping at her heels, she's gonna need to step it up. Time for a health crisis/breakup/pet abuse scandal.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She posts once a week and this is what we get? Amazing. She sure values her YouTube job.

I would not be surprised that this was filmed a couple of weeks ago by her putting a cute heart on her cheek for Valentines's day.

 

[draggs]

It's been at least 3 weeks since she debuted her arm band-aid. Sure looks like a wound not healing due to diabetes to me...
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That looks like its turning into a diabetic sore thanks to not healing.

Thanks to diabetes.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Fatter, yay!

 

[Skorpio Gal]

It's a container! You can put anything in it! Wow! It can even make a noise if you clang the parts together!

(Yep. You can put anything in it. Anything except self-discipline, commitment, truth...)

Gave up right then and there.

 

[Taco Bell Chihuahua]

Every time this girl gets a makeup bag she says she never had one before. Didn’t she get a new bag every week from that makeup subscription she had? The delusion is real.

Also you’d think someone who claims to love makeup so much would be able to pick a foundation that matches their skin tone. Looks a little dark gorl.

 

[FatalTater]

She looks like a 11 year old girl trying makeup for the first time in 1983.

Wait, was this a real #Amberlynn video or a well made parody? I'm voting for parody.

 

[Xenomorph]

yaaaaas gorl keep spendin dat money hanny one day workweek and yo gorl needsta get sum shoppin in youknowwhatimeannnnn

Spoiler: :)

FAT

 

[Monke]

Itemization and pricing

Unknown Brand, Large Cookie Jar - 24.99
Unknown Brand, Small Cookie Jar - 12.99
Chesapeake Bay Minimalist Collection, Medium Ceramic Jar Candle, Rosewood Fig - 12.99
Chesapeake Bay Minimalist Collection, Medium Ceramic Jar Candle, Forest Honey - 12.99
Chesapeake Bay Minimalist Collection, Medium Ceramic Jar Candle, Clary Sage - 12.99
Walmart, Hair Scrunchies - 4.88
Walmart, Hair Scrunchies - 4.97
Walmart, Hair Scrunchies - 7.55
Milani Color Fetish Lipstick, Fantasy - 7.99
Milani Color Fetish Lipstick, Lingerie - 8.95
Milani Color Fetish Lipstick, Voyeur - 7.97
Milani Color Fetish Lipstick, Covet - 7.99
Milani Color Fetish Lipstick, Nylon - 8.99
Milani Color Fetish Lipstick, Bitten - 8.99
Nyx #thisiseverything Lip Balm - 5.00
Nyx Professional Makeup #thisiseverything Lip Scrub - 5.00
The Sleepover by Samantha King - 6.74
The Stand by Stephen King - 8.24
#Supercute #adorable, wallet - 28.00
Sophia Joy, Makeup bag - 40.00
Bed Head Wave Artist - 23.99
The Undrowned by K. R. Alexander - 7.18
The Scandal by Nicola Marsh - 10.38
I Am Still Alive by Kate Alice Marshall - 8.78
Time And Tru, Earrings - 5.92
Time And Tru, Earrings - 5.92
Time And Tru, Earrings - 5.92
Time And Tru, Earrings - 5.92
Time And Tru, Earrings - 5.92
Time And Tru, Earrings - 5.92
Time And Tru, Earrings - 5.92
Time And Tru, Earrings - 5.92
Animal print, Bag - 40.00
Animal print, Purse - 40.00
Wallet that literally screamed spring - 15.00
UP BANDAGE 30CT BOYS DECO - 2.00
Welly Bandages, Bravery Badges - 6.99
Febreze Unstopables Wax Melts - 4.00
Febreze Wax Melts, with Downy Scent, April Fresh - 2.99
Bic Gel-ocity Gel Pen, Quick Dry, Assorted, Medium (0.7 mm) - 11.99
Milani Rosewater Hydrating Mist - 8.99
Eos Watermelon Lime Frose Lip Balm Sphere & Stick - 5.49
Nyx Cosmetics Matte Bronzer - 8.99
Nyx Bare with Me Multitasking Spray - 9.99
Febreze with Gain Original Wax Melts - 2.99
Maybelline Fit Me! Foundation, Dewy + Smooth - 5.39
The Numbers Game by Danielle Steel - 11.88
Makeup Revolution Shimmer Bomb Lip Gloss - 7.00

TOTAL: $519.62
(This was all priced at the best to my ability not knowing some of the brands)