Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Chris) -

[GuyMontag21]

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

I've never looked at the label of one of these things. Now I can see why he looks so bad.

 

[Hyperion]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

what swanson has done is home fries compared to what chris has done

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

When people say Chris is going to die in 10 years time I usually think "yeah right.". If he eats those every day for breakfast he might be lucky to see 35

 

[trip2themoon]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

I've never looked at the label of one of these things. Now I can see why he looks so bad.

Holy shit, 231% of your RDA cholesterol and a calories to gram ratio of 2:1.

We don't get Hungary Men here but I'm assuming that the whole range has ridiculous amounts of crap in it which makes me think that any young man who is already on medication for high cholesterol and eats rubbish like that must have some sort of death wish.

 

[Springblossom]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

Holy GodJesus and the Bear, that's fucking horrifying. You'd have to be suicidal to eat those.

How can anyone stand to eat those regularly?

 

[MysticMisty]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

Oh fuck, those fake eggs look disgusting. I didn't even recognize they were supposed to be eggs!

 

[Atsimu]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

When people say Chris is going to die in 10 years time I usually think "yeah right.". If he eats those every day for breakfast he might be lucky to see 35

230% DV of Cholesterol...that explains why he was prescribed Lipitor.

 

[Bridechu]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

I just burped a little bit of vomit into my mouth. From a combination of the food and that stupid gif signature of OP's ass.

 

[trip2themoon]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

^ Hope it tasted good.

WTF Home Fries?

Do they really get called home fries in the US or is that a stupid name given by the writer?

 

[Optimistic]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

It must be the will of Nurgle, for CWC to still be alive

 

[Himawari]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

Ugh, my arteries hurt.

 

[Atsimu]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

^ Hope it tasted good.

WTF Home Fries? They are Hash Browns.

Do hash browns really get called home fries in the US or is that a stupid name given by the writer?

Home fries refer to the thicker diced potatoes and hash browns are shredded, at least in my area.

 

[GuyMontag21]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

Home fries refer to the thicker diced potatoes and hash browns are shredded, at least in my area.

Yeah, this. When we're getting into the prepared McDonald's-type hash browns, though, they just are what the company says they are.

 

[snowkitten91]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

That Hungry Man breakfast has the potential to give anybody a heart attack just by looking at it.

 

[LordCustos3]

Oh, Fuck! This fills me with RAEG!

^ Hope it tasted good.

WTF Home Fries? They are Hash Browns.

Do Hash Browns really get called home fries in the US or is that a stupid name given by the writer?

Oh, god. This is one of those small things in life that fill me with endless fury.
There are numerous configurations of potato dishes served in diners and greasy spoons all over this nation. And not a single diner will tell you the truth about which potato dish you will be served.
You can ask for "Hash Browns" all you like, you will never, EVER get Hash Browns.
You can ask for "Hash Browns" all you like, you will never, EVER get Hash Browns.
You can ask for "Hash Browns" all you like, you will never, EVER get Hash Browns.

Here is how I see it:

• Hash Browns: Thinly shredded potatoes with thinly shredded onions. Dab off all the excess potato starch, dust it with paprika, salt and pepper, and fry it in butter (or better yet, bacon drippings) on a flat top grill until it is made entirely of crispy brown edges. This delicious dish is not for sale. Even if the menu offers it, you will never get any. You'll be served one of the following instead.
  O'Brien Potatoes: The lazy diner way of making "Hash Browns". Cut potatoes into small cubes. Toss in an insultingly small amount of onion and dust it with salt and pepper. Freeze it overnight. Cook it listlessly in vegetable oil on a flat top grill. If you do it right, you get a depressing knock-off of Hash Browns. If you do it wrong, you get something almost as lame as Cottage Fries. These are also called Home Fries and is not not NOT Hash Browns.
  Cottage Fries: What super-lazy diners make and call "Hash Browns". Cut potatoes into eighth inch slices. Don't do anything about the excess potato starch. The only seasoning allowed is salt. The end result is mushy in the middle and burnt on the edges, and requires ketchup, salsa or barbeque sauce just to make it even vaguely palatable. 9 times out of 10, if you ask for Hash Browns in a diner, you'll be served thus bullshit instead. These are also called Home Fries, and they are Satans Joke on anyone who ever ordered Hash Browns. ]P

So, yeah. I learned how to cook just so I could have some fucking Hash Browns.

The other two possibilities are:

• Potato Cakes: This is O'Brien Potatoes squished together (with god knows what) to make it one solid mass, so it can be quickly deep-fried in a fast-food fry vat. 99 times out 100 if you ask for Hash Browns in a fast food joint, you'll be served this shit instead. The other 1% of the time, they'll serve you Cottage Fries. What is shown in the article are Potato Cakes, not Hash Browns. The Swanson box is fucking lying to you.
  Potato Pancakes: An Amish breakfast delicacy made of mashed potatoes but cooked like Hash Browns. Done right, it is fucking awesome. Done wrong, it is still better than Cottage Fries. But so is getting punched, so that's not saying much.

TL;DR version: Nobody who matters knows what Hash Browns are anymore. Modern waitresses and the chefs are lazy, feckless finks who refuse to know better. The only way to actually have Hash Browns is to make it yourself.




Sorry about that, I just had to vent.

 

[Marvin]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

The worst part to me is the "1 lb of food" part. Like, yeah, I'd love to have a pound of good food, but that's not what this is. It's a pound of mediocre food, and that's being generous. I wouldn't eat frozen breakfast foods anyway. As far as I'm concerned, only certain foods take well to being distributed frozen. Frozen pizzas can be pretty good. The dry heat of the oven (I need to get a toaster oven) works well with frozen pizzas.

 

[trip2themoon]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

The worst part to me is the "1 lb of food" part. Like, yeah, I'd love to have a pound of good food, but that's not what this is. It's a pound of mediocre food, and that's being generous. I wouldn't eat frozen breakfast foods anyway. As far as I'm concerned, only certain foods take well to being distributed frozen. Frozen pizzas can be pretty good. The dry heat of the oven (I need to get a toaster oven) works well with frozen pizzas.

I avoid that crap too but gun to head I'd take the Hungry Man over this:

 

[Marvin]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

The worst part to me is the "1 lb of food" part. Like, yeah, I'd love to have a pound of good food, but that's not what this is. It's a pound of mediocre food, and that's being generous. I wouldn't eat frozen breakfast foods anyway. As far as I'm concerned, only certain foods take well to being distributed frozen. Frozen pizzas can be pretty good. The dry heat of the oven (I need to get a toaster oven) works well with frozen pizzas.

I avoid that crap too but gun to head I'd take the Hungry Man over this:

Heh, well, there's a lot of mediocre canned food too. I probably eat less different types of canned food than frozen food. I eat a lot of canned chili, that's pretty good.

But either way, as far as breakfast food goes, I just cook it myself. I fucking love myself some eggs, toast and bacon: http://i.imgur.com/ZP79lTQh.jpg (yes, I take pictures of my delicious breakfasts )

 

[Male]

Re: Hungry-Man breakfast article (old hat, but applies to Ch

Did chris seriously admit to eatting this?