(Hypothetical) Why does my boyfriend get mad when I shower? -

[shoplifter7]

Hypothetical because obviously I don't have a boyfriend. That would be gay

 

[Vingle]

Because it makes your pussy wet, when it's your alpa bf's job. You fucking whore.

 

[Just A Butt]

is it stinky farts?
i bet the answer is stinky farts.

 

[Epic Fedora Man]

Maybe because you're (hypothetically) dating a Pajeet that prefers the odor of ass juice and sweaty armpits.

 

[Dysnomia]

Your fake husbando who is probably from a degenerate queerbaiting sports anime likes you gross and sweaty. When you wash it makes his penis sad.

 

[Ball Breaker]

Stop farting in the shower.

 

[Mariposa Colorado]

You are using up all the hot water.. simple.

 

[Akashic Retard]

You hair clogs the drain