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hello. I recently joined a facebook group that was only for people in my state (censored) and a underaged person i thought it was chris hanson attempted to arrest me.
What a lot of people don’t know is that an undercover chris hansen is legally required to identify himself if asked whether or not he’s secretly chris hansen.
 

Shaved Kiwis

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Best thing to do in this situation is to go around the world destroying all the facebook data centers just in case.
 
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Just ask for women only that hav ebig tity honker's and are 18+ ONLY and make sure to use big fancy fonts to let everyone know you mean business how do i turn this shit off oh there it is okay
 
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I really do want you to find a girlfriend, Shiversblood

If you like board games or role playing games, you could always see if there's a local group in your city that has meetups, or a board game shop that runs promotional days with public D&D games or something. Lots of people go play those to mingle and meet. Even if it's all guys, just chill and hang out, you never know if they have someone in their life looking to meet someone new, and you're already a hundred times more creative than anyone they're around.
 
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