I am an Australatina Mole, AMA -

[tomgirl4life]

My fellow Kiwis,

For the past several months, I have been in communication with a mole inside the imaginary Australatina government who has been feeding me intel on what really goes on inside its smelly borders as well as some insights into a few of its allies. My friend, who for their own safety would like to be referred to as Edward van Sloan, has agreed to participate in a Q&A session to answer any questions you may have regarding this nation. To safeguard the integrity of my source, I shall act as an intermediary and will relay all questions to Mr. (Mrs.?) Sloan and present her (his?) responses in the order they are received.

Edward van Sloan:​

How do you do? tomgirl4life feels it would be a little unkind to present this intelligence without just a word of friendly warning. We are about to unfold the story of Australatina, a nation of road signs created by a man who sought to create a country in his own imagination without reckoning upon reality. It is one of the strangest tales ever told. It deals with the two great mysteries of creation — autism and edge.

I think it will thrill you.

It may shock you.

It might even — horrify you.

So if any of you feel that you do not care to subject your nerves to such a strain, now's your chance to — uh, well, I warned you.​

 

[BT 075]

Was there a figging-related rite of passage your friend had to undergo?

 

[tomgirl4life]

Was there a figging-related rite of passage your friend had to undergo?

Edward van Sloan:

Originally that was one of requirements to be sworn into office. However, due to recent revisions to the constitutions public officials may choose to recite their oath while either being rooted (like figging, but with horseradish) or receiving a wasabi enema.​

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

How was the Australatina Holocaust carried out?

 

[tomgirl4life]

How was the Australatina Holocaust carried out?

Edward van Sloan:

Gaslighting.

Long answer: Agents of the ReCistance were dispatched to set fire to abandoned lots and returned with photos showing burned patches of ground with menorahs in the center and he would squeal with delight.​

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Can you confirm that Jack Thaddeus, an MIA member of the Chris Chan trolling group The Miscreants, is being held captive within the borders of Australatinatzlan?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Is the yaoi district still around or has disease and madness turned it into some lovecraftian hell on earth?

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

Does Phil build love alters all over Autismlandia to his one true love Christine Weston Chandler?

 

[Glaive]

"I am an Australatina Mole, AMA"

Why is your seat not in the full and upright position with seatbelt securely fastened?

Also locked, please send me a response via PM regarding my airline safety concern.

 

[Jaimas]

My fellow Kiwis,

For the past several months, I have been in communication with a mole inside the imaginary Australatina government who has been feeding me intel on what really goes on inside its smelly borders as well as some insights into a few of its allies. My friend, who for their own safety would like to be referred to as Edward van Sloan, has agreed to participate in a Q&A session to answer any questions you may have regarding this nation. To safeguard the integrity of my source, I shall act as an intermediary and will relay all questions to Mr. (Mrs.?) Sloan and present her (his?) responses in the order they are received.

Edward van Sloan:
How do you do? tomgirl4life feels it would be a little unkind to present this intelligence without just a word of friendly warning. We are about to unfold the story of Australatina, a nation of road signs created by a man who sought to create a country in his own imagination without reckoning upon reality. It is one of the strangest tales ever told. It deals with the two great mysteries of creation — autism and edge.

I think it will thrill you.

It may shock you.

It might even — horrify you.

So if any of you feel that you do not care to subject your nerves to such a strain, now's your chance to — uh, well, I warned you.​

Proof or GTFO