Everyone, I have a confession to make, something I've kept hidden from you all for the past few years. I am your favorite president Donald J. Trump.
I'm sure you're wondering why a man as great and powerful as myself is on an obscure internet forum dedicated to laughing at stupid people and discussing MLP but there's a very simple answer for that.
Years ago my son Eric was a member of a different forum called 4chan where he saw a guy named Chris-chan. He said " hey dad, check out this tard on the internet, he gets mad and makes funny videos when you draw his OC with a dick." I did check it out and he was the biggest loser I'd ever seen until I met Hillary, so I started trolling him because of how much I hate him, which I continue to do to this day.
The reason I haven't told anyone until now is I was afraid Chris would put a virus on my computer but now I've asked my good friend Putin to monitor him 24/7 with drones and satellites as well as keeping a sniper bead on him at all times to stop him from doing that. This means I can finally be open with my identity as your favorite president of all time.
Now that I'm president I have some big plans to really troll Fatty, which is the entire reason I ran in the first place. Some might call getting elected President just to mess with Chris weening but just wait until you see what I have in store. I will be the next Clyde Cash.
-Donald J. Trump
I'm sure you're wondering why a man as great and powerful as myself is on an obscure internet forum dedicated to laughing at stupid people and discussing MLP but there's a very simple answer for that.
Years ago my son Eric was a member of a different forum called 4chan where he saw a guy named Chris-chan. He said " hey dad, check out this tard on the internet, he gets mad and makes funny videos when you draw his OC with a dick." I did check it out and he was the biggest loser I'd ever seen until I met Hillary, so I started trolling him because of how much I hate him, which I continue to do to this day.
The reason I haven't told anyone until now is I was afraid Chris would put a virus on my computer but now I've asked my good friend Putin to monitor him 24/7 with drones and satellites as well as keeping a sniper bead on him at all times to stop him from doing that. This means I can finally be open with my identity as your favorite president of all time.
Now that I'm president I have some big plans to really troll Fatty, which is the entire reason I ran in the first place. Some might call getting elected President just to mess with Chris weening but just wait until you see what I have in store. I will be the next Clyde Cash.
-Donald J. Trump
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dude and I was gonna pick you up a frappe too, well fuck you I'm voting for Snoop Dogg next election
