I am having a child - Essentially in a cuck relationship

[Autocrat]

>Girl temporarily dumps boyfriend for me, keyword temporarily
>She goes to medical center to update her medication
>They take blood test
>comes back pregnant (13 hCG)
>subsequent blood test a day later is 29 hCG
She is very pregnant, and it is very early. Meaning it's absolutely mine. This is terrible.
The boyfriend will likely raise the child, knowing full well it's mine. It'll have his last name. He is getting his PhD in a year, she is getting her master's this year. He'll be doing research in Europe after that, bringing of course 'his' family.

Not sure what to say. I'm sure I'll get downvoted for this. I can't really tell anyone in my life. I've been self medicating with wine since I heard the news. At least the kid will be very well taken care of. Cheers to cucks, I guess.

 

[break these cuffs]

What subreddit is this pasta from? I want to see the reactions

 

[Icasaracht]

OP this thread needs its own abortion.

 

[Coffee Shits]

Don't sign the birth certificate.

 

[Niggernerd]

If you want i can beat the shit out of you to man you up.

 

[Autocrat]

What subreddit is this pasta from?

By downvote I meant reaction score.
Oh, I wish it was fake.

Spoiler

She is not over 40. I'm not sure why it says that.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Please tell me this is a joke

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

 

[Looney Troons]

I’m gay lol

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Alex Jones, is this you?

MAZELTOV!!!

 

[LargeChoonger]

I was about to call you a faggot until I realized it was a copypasta

Edit: this is a joke, right?

 

[Arcturus]

I thought this was pasta until I noticed who the poster was. Checks out.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

If they're pretending it's their baby don't even acknowledge it verbally or in writing. Ghost her. Sounds cruel but believe me you're saving yourself a world of mental and financial pain.

You could also demand a paternity test and custody to scare them off if they get snippy about it.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

>over 40

Good for her.

 

[Swiss46]

You seem like a retard. Maybe don't fuck people without protection.

Also share as much wine with her as possible, if the baby is tarded enough you won't have to deal with that can of emotional worms in 14-18 years.

 

[Orion Balls]

Take care of your fucking kid, and maybe get a better job. No time to whine. If you have to go back to school, do it. You and the woman are both idiots.

 

[Chad Nasty]

You should just jizz all over your own face.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Abort it, don't support it.

 

[Autocrat]

Also share as much wine with her as possible, if the baby is tarded enough you won't have to deal with that can of emotional worms in 14-18 years.

I'm far too conceited to fuck my child up.
Also, for clarity: Another man is going to raise my child. It is honestly sad to say. If he didn't exist, then I'd either step up or convince her to abort (she is pro-life however). But as it stands, I get to have a child to carry on my genetic line etc with minimal drawback. A kind of insurance policy on whether or not I'll be able to have a family & kids in the future.

I'd prefer if this were not happening but it is what it is. The child will live a good life.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Finally some fucking content around this place

Is her plan to have it and raise it as if it's the other guy's kid?

Edit: Ninja'd by OP. Well, fuck it then. Best possible outcome. Next time you see that cuck, dab and walk away. And BTW, you still be able to slam that chick. So, enjoy that while you can. Pregnant sex best sex.