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Michel

ELECTRIC SAMURAI FROM OTHARD
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What's your favourite video game?
 

MrCKMongler had cybersex with ADF lol

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What's your favourite video game?
Civ series.
Who was the true heir of Muhammad :epik:
Muhammad (PBUH) has no heir. The prophet was a messenger, the final one, but still just a man.

Are waifus/husbandos haram?
I can't find any sort of judgement for or against it, so knock yourself out.
do u ever rub the bottom of your nutsack and smell your finger afterward?
I have small lint like things that smell like death there, so no.
If there was a gothic AND islamic band, would they be called Sunni O))) ?
Everyone knows that band would be called "Djinn"

Edit for clarification to @Hyperion :
The only people who really make a stink about that is the Shias and occasionally the Salafis. I myself proscribe the the gulenist school of thought, because fuck Erdogan.
 

Michel

ELECTRIC SAMURAI FROM OTHARD
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What's your favourite anime?
 

MrCKMongler had cybersex with ADF lol

lol
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What's your favourite anime?
I don't watch anime.
Honestly, what is the moderate Muslim answer to homosexuality? As I understand Islam has a very very large hate-boner for the gays.
Honestly, do what you will. If god wishes to punish you for what you do, then he will. Those who go out and kill homosexuals are actually committing what is known as "shirk", because they are trying to be Allah and punish those they deem unrighteous. This isn't our job.

Edit to avoid double post: @Pepsi 4, followed very closely by 3, and SMAC
 

Pikimon

Exceptionally Overachieving Mexican
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The Hijab is a cultural thing right? It's not originally part of Islam, but its now attached to it right? Or how did the Hijab become such a prominent happening in Islam?
 

MrCKMongler had cybersex with ADF lol

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The Hijab is a cultural thing right? It's not originally part of Islam, but its now attached to it right? Or how did the Hijab become such a prominent happening in Islam?
The Quran explicitly says "cover your bosoms" in other words, don't let your tits hang out because it gets men thinking about shit, and it tells men to dress modestly to avoid the same for women. The hijab is a pre-islamic custom that was followed near universally before the prophet (PBUH) simply because it makes sense to cover your head in the desert. If you don't live in the desert, you don't have to wear it. I can site the relevant sura later, after I get off my ass to go look.

Edit: Just as an example, men wear a keffiyeh in the desert, which really is more or less the same as a hijab. It has nothing to do with religion, much more to do with living in a place where the sun is trying to kill you.
 

MrCKMongler had cybersex with ADF lol

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Why do Arabs keep exploding?
You mean Salafis. Salafis are to Islam what mormons are to Christianity. They took a religion, added a whole bunch of nonsensical shit, and if they didn't have a penchant for detonating, we would probably be making fun of them just like the mormons.

Their logic is flawed for a few reasons, but I'll spare you all the boring quotations. In nutshell, christians and jews are both people of the book. We worship the same god. The Quran says explicitly not to kill them unless they try to kill you. Therefore, Salafis are going to hell, according to literally everyone who isn't a Salafi.

Edit: I am going to bed, I'll answer more tomorrow.
 

Ntwadumela

That takes care of the cremation..
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The Hijab is a cultural thing right? It's not originally part of Islam, but its now attached to it right? Or how did the Hijab become such a prominent happening in Islam?
Yes it has existed before Islam had a foothold in Arabia. It has been found in Mesopotamia and Pre-Islam Arabia.
You mean Salafis. Salafis are to Islam what mormons are to Christianity. They took a religion, added a whole bunch of nonsensical shit, and if they didn't have a penchant for detonating, we would probably be making fun of them just like the mormons.

Their logic is flawed for a few reasons, but I'll spare you all the boring quotations. In nutshell, christians and jews are both people of the book. We worship the same god. The Quran says explicitly not to kill them unless they try to kill you. Therefore, Salafis are going to hell, according to literally everyone who isn't a Salafi.

Edit: I am going to bed, I'll answer more tomorrow.
Hey man! Nice to find a fellow real Muslim here! Enjoy your stay!
 

GingerDixie

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So then is the "72 virgins when you die " thing only a Salafi belief? Or is that a general Muslim belief?
 
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