I am so sad about this | 05-15-21 -

[Surprised Pikachu]

Well, I am confucion over this whole Depop thing (which I didn’t know existed until now, thanks Amber). I linked in another thread Zachary Michael’s video about this and he says that there are no TOS against selling mystery boxes. In fact the site has several listings of the very thing Amber says she isn’t allowed to do. He read the TOS and there’s nothing in there that says she can’t.

Now he states that maybe he missed something in the small print but I trust him over Amber when it comes to doing research. Yes he’s a flaming queen but he also has a ‘real’ job which shows someone out there believes he isn’t completely retarded. So which is it? Does D-bop or KPop or whatever the damn site is called have a policy against selling mystery items - a policy which isn’t explicitly stated anywhere and which the site users themselves ignore? Or could it be that AMBER LIES?

(Fun fact he also mentioned, it’s practically impossible for him to request his own refund, Amber has to refund everyone including fees. No wonder she has the sadz).

Edit to link vid.

 

[krazy orange cat]

She's currently trying to be Chantal but charging $3 a month MORE to be a channel member while also channeling Fat Amy trying and failing to be a business woman by selling absolute crap.

DePop absolutely allows mystery bags/bundles and there are hundreds of them for earrings. However, homegorl was also (allegedly) charging $15 shipping for 3 pairs of earrings. There's greedy and then there's Amberlyyn Greed.

It's not that haydurs that ruins things for you, Big Al. It's your greed and laziness.

 

[funtimesrun56]

So she is pulling an Amy on this one and blaming her viewers/haydurs for her terms and service violations. Also wouldn't her PayPal have to already be linked to her bank account to even set up a Paypal?

Edit: ninja'd, what I get for posting before finishing the thread.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Just went on Depop for the first time, typed in 'jewellery mystery boxes' and have 792 search results for people 'breaking Depop's TOS' ... or Fatty is a lazy, lying fat cunt who just didn't want to do any work. As with her dieting; she loves the whole planning stage; it's just when it becomes the time to actually start doing, that she gives up. Then she lies, because that's what sociopathic narcs do.
As for hinting at things behind the scenes - same narc tactics to keep people returning, to find out what. We all have 2 eyes and a brain, Fatty. We already know 75% and can guess the rest.
Your views are down, income down, savings dwindling, want to sell your hoard - but without losing face and no effort on your part. Possibly having to find back-rent you didn't pay thanks to the Kentucky anti-eviction order. Needing to move to somewhere cheaper. Owing medical bills. You hate the state in which you live (but too fat to travel, so will die there) with a butler you hate.
No one to kiss your ass -with less money, less staff on your payroll. At best, your family is indifferent toward you. The love of your life is marrying someone else in less than 3 weeks.
Physically, anything and everything is wrong and will only get worse. Heart, liver, kidneys, legs, cancer, sleeping, breathing...
Mentally, strangely enough, is only that you're a sociopathic narcissist, with stunted growth and situational depression. Everything else is just an excuse for your cunty behaviour.
All this happening whilst you're still desperately trying to save face. At least you have all your WW goodies to feed you, on top of your regular takeout, for the next 2 days.
Fuck you and die, Fatty. FUCK YOU AND DIE.

 

[letericajones]

Amberlynn is so dumb. She never bothers to investigate things, like when that old porn star told her to stop using her name and she temporarily went by “Amber.”

I don’t know anything about Depop but I was able to find this tweet from August:


What I find really hilarious is Amberlynn discussing how every time she jumps on a new platform, people follow her and ruin it. She’s practically begging her audience for some compassion. But instead, there’s messages like this:


No one feels bad for her. There is a lot of truth in the comments though. With this style of listing, Amberlynn would only need to have plucked a matching pair of earrings out of that messy drawer.. using her sausage fingers. And have Becky drop them off at the post office. Minimal effort.

 

[Smiling with air]

What I fine hilarious about this is that she cannot link PayPal to her bank. I’m much older than her and I know how to do it. She is an utter imbecile.

 

[dfranki723]

She is the biggest fucking retard. Depop is one of the easiest selling apps to use. How could a grown woman fuck something like this up?

The sad thing is that it's perfectly possible to grow your small business on there (no matter how fucking tacky) to the point where you're earning enough money to live but that requires effort, responsibility, basic knowledge of e-commerce and at least some creativity.

She already has a platform so she would inevitably do better on Depop than other people starting from scratch. Bitch is useless in every way imaginable.

Ugh, muh mentalz. Your pretend mental illness' aren't interesting Fatty

 

[Freckles]

She's full of it. There's absolutely no need to go to the bank to do a PayPal refund, as linking her bank can be done straight from her PayPal account. In fact, going to the bank would achieve fuck all. They can't help her with PayPal settings.

Adding a payment method is bloody easy. It might take a couple of days before she can use it, but if she has a credit or debit card, she could link that almost instantly. She wouldn't even have to for the refunds. PayPal will keep a percentage of the cost, assuming she followed the TOS and marked the payments as commercial transactions, but she would be able to refund most people straight away, either through PayPal or Depop. If she's too thick to suss it out, customer service can help her to some extent (they can't do refunds unless her buyers file a claim,but they can give her step by step instructions).

Thank fuck I don't work for PayPal anymore. People like her are the worst customers to deal with. /PL

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She's full of it. There's absolutely no need to go to the bank to do a PayPal refund, as linking her bank can be done straight from her PayPal account. In fact, going to the bank would achieve fuck all. They can't help her with PayPal settings.

Adding a payment method is bloody easy. It might take a couple of days before she can use it, but if she has a credit or debit card, she could link that almost instantly. She wouldn't even have to for the refunds. PayPal will keep a percentage of the cost, assuming she followed the TOS and marked the payments as commercial transactions, but she would be able to refund most people straight away, either through PayPal or Depop. If she's too thick to suss it out, customer service can help her to some extent (they can't do refunds unless her buyers file a claim,but they can give her step by step instructions).

Thank fuck I don't work for PayPal anymore. People like her are the worst customers to deal with. /PL

She made it sound like she doesn't have her account number. Probably left her check book in a box in Eric and Rickie's basement. At least now the people at the bank can laugh at how dumb and fat she is.

 

[Captain Ahab]

The dumb bitch didn’t save or invest any money when she was at her peak. It all went down the drain, or, more precisely, down the shitter. Imagine eating through a six-figure paycheck. She bought no valuable real estate, no cars, nothing. Just a shitton of food, cheap clothes, and costume jewelry. Nothing that can be resold or has any intrinsic value. Even her bags are essentially worthless. At least when you buy a Hermès or a Chanel bag, you can eventually sell it and get some of the money back. What she owns is not even enough to pay for a week of groceries.

Chantal is goong down the same road. Both are textbook cases of poor people winning the lottery and blowing it all away. This is why poor people stay poor.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

If she had to go through the same thing to get her Ubereats or doordash to work you can guarantee she would figure it out on her own.

 

[letericajones]

I’m intrigued by this bank thing. Imagine selling items online and telling your customers you can’t refund them until your bank opens on Monday.

I know on PayPal you can link your bank account by using your online banking ID. I would imagine Amberlynn has an app/online sign-in with her bank so she can monitor her transactions. Could her bank be so small/local that PayPal doesn’t offer the online sign-in option? Not likely. And even so, she should have her account number somewhere in her files in case of an emergency. I don’t understand how she gets herself into these situations.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

My take on this video.

She says that she is a “hot mess” and “it is what it is”. Actually no, most people take a shower and clean up. She is a mess because she wants to be.

Rearranging her bathroom sink is important to her, unlike taking a shower. For most people. this task is number 1,275 on the list of chores.

She is so proud of herself for eating only 60 points on the first day of Weight Watchers. She will catch up soon I assume.

Jewelry and earrings are her passions! This is news to me and most people. I thought that poetry and dancing were her passion. On her 127 reasons to lose weight, she never mentioned any of them.

There is a lot of negative in her life! Tell me more? Nope. She is blaming others for her own ineptitude.

It is absurd that she is telling us that she got reported for selling mystery earrings and was banned. A 10-second search on the Website shows pearls like

“Mini mystery bundle! Can't decide? Get two random pairs of earrings, just message me with preferences FREE GIFT WITH BUNDLES”

If she did not follow the TOS of the website, she should have known. If she followed the terms, then, reporting her would not do anything. In the past, she always broke the rules, and someone would fix it for her. Not anymore.

She is either denser than I thought or basically lying and wanted to quit. If indeed she was banned, she could call them “assorted”, or "random”. I think that as soon as she realized that it would require some work from her, she quits and gives us the most ridiculous reasons.

Going to the bank to link her Paypal account! I cannot believe that she is that simpleminded. Can she ask someone like Becky to help? Hell, no. If she was 12-year-old, I could understand, but a 30-year-old woman. It does not make sense. She does not know where her paperwork is but darn it, let rearrange the bathroom countertop.

So, she bought a lot of Weight Watchers snacks and ended up not liking them. We have seen this movie before. They are likely to be given to Rafe or Destiny.

 

[AllCISPeople]

So she’s doing mystery grab bag situation type deals because she’s too fucking lazy to take pictures of them all and make a legitimate listing on them. Nice.

Also: “I don’t want to force myself to eat!”

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I’m intrigued by this bank thing. Imagine selling items online and telling your customers you can’t refund them until your bank opens on Monday.

I know on PayPal you can link your bank account by using your online banking ID. I would imagine Amberlynn has an app/online sign-in with her bank so she can monitor her transactions. Could her bank be so small/local that PayPal doesn’t offer the online sign-in option? Not likely. And even so, she should have her account number somewhere in her files in case of an emergency. I don’t understand how she gets herself into these situations

She's allergic not to aygs, but work.

She is so proud of herself for eating only 60 points on the first day of Weight Watchers. She will catch up soon I assume.

She probably pulledup UberEats as soon as she shut off the camera from recording.

Jewelry and earrings are her passions! This is news to me and most people. I thought that poetry and dancing were her passion. On her 127 reasons to lose weight, she never mentioned any of them.

She's going to keep trying on "passions" and will stop when she finds one not so fleeting (or that involves more work than lifting a fork to her giant maw).

She is either denser than I thought or basically lying and wanted to quit.

Both of these things can be true at the same time.

Going to the bank to link her Paypal account! I cannot believe that she is that simpleminded. Can she ask someone like Becky to help? Hell, no. If she was 12-year-old, I could understand, but a 30-year-old woman. It does not make sense. She does not know where her paperwork is but darn it, let rearrange the bathroom countertop.

If they had a 12-year old handy, that kid could have set it up for her in about 30 seconds flat.

So, she bought a lot of Weight Watchers snacks and ended up not liking them. We have seen this movie before. They are likely to be given to Rafe or Destiny.

So colorful and shiny! Is it crows or magpies who steal shiny things and take them to their nests?

 

[mekalekahi]

How is she not able to access her bank login, bank account number or routing number over the fucking phone? Who physically goes into a bank to get something like that? The most bizzare part is that amber lives with another 30 year old that isnt telling her she doesnt need to go in.

Why is it whenever amber needs something done or has a emergency its miraculously on the weekend when they are closed? I feel like every time she needs to call a doctor or the whole fiasco with the mac book its always on Sat or sun when its harder to contact places.

 

[Lolcowhater]

Anything this fat bitch does fails to last past 24 hours.

 

[_justlurking]

It's our fault again! Who could've seen this coming, right?

 

[Tea Sipper]

The dumb bitch didn’t save or invest any money when she was at her peak. It all went down the drain, or, more precisely, down the shitter. Imagine eating through a six-figure paycheck. She bought no valuable real estate, no cars, nothing. Just a shitton of food, cheap clothes, and costume jewelry. Nothing that can be resold or has any intrinsic value. Even her bags are essentially worthless. At least when you buy a Hermès or a Chanel bag, you can eventually sell it and get some of the money back. What she owns is not even enough to pay for a week of groceries.

Chantal is goong down the same road. Both are textbook cases of poor people winning the lottery and blowing it all away. This is why poor people stay poor.

YouTube 'success' only fuelled her manic buying sprees more. Most egregious for me were the Torrid clothes that were blantantly too small for her, making the purchase completely and utterly pointless.

 

[Xenomorph]

this is the same person who blamed dusty and called her an enabler when dusty would several times tell hamber "no, we do not need to get fast food we have food at home" well, after months of getting cunted on Dusty just shrugged and gave up on her and herself as hammy loves company..