i can’t believe i’m sharing this.... 03/01/21 - Obvious clickbait is obvious

[gampboonerisms]

I know what a hymen is, Jaaaan, but I do admit I'm not 110% familiar with it, as I never had one or studied medicine. OK, so a toothbrush could fit without tearing it, I didn't know that tbh. The More You Know!

you dont have to study medicine to know these things

For educational purposes concerning the hymen: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fi...n-you-need-to-stop-believing-7775351.html/amp
Also I still call bullshit on the doctor sewing hers back together because that makes zero medical sense.

https://www.healthresource4u.com/hymen-definition-location-pictures-repair-broken-hymen-surgery-hymen.html

there's different kinds, but i do call bullshit on the surgery. what would be the point of doing it on alr, fat slob (TM)?

(edited cause damn i'm dumb sometimes)

 

[Billie Ross]

Enough with the hymen nonsense.
Hambo just do "clit" stuff.
Can you imagine an almost 400lbs underage Hambo having "relations" with a man in a full movie theater?
I'm sure no one would notice...

 

[Pippeyy]

you dont have to study medicine to know these things

https://www.healthresource4u.com/hymen-definition-location-pictures-repair-broken-hymen-surgery-hymen.html

there's different kinds, but i do call bullshit on the surgery. what would be the point of doing it on alr, fat slob (TM)?

(edited cause damn i'm dumb sometimes)

They do not repair hymens in the united States. There are very, very, very few exceptions

you dont have to study medicine to know these things

https://www.healthresource4u.com/hymen-definition-location-pictures-repair-broken-hymen-surgery-hymen.html

there's different kinds, but i do call bullshit on the surgery. what would be the point of doing it on alr, fat slob (TM)?

(edited cause damn i'm dumb sometimes)

No doctor is repairing her hymen in an emergency surgery to remove massive tissue to stop her from bleeding. Hymen repair is mostly a cosmetic procedure for idiots. Yes, exceptions exist that have a medical need. ALR isn't an exception.
Amber doesn't even know the anatomy of her own vagina. Remember she "ain't got no labia majora". (Quote from one of her YouNow streams)

 

[FatalTater]

Can you imagine an almost 400lbs underage Hambo having "relations" with a man in a full movie theater?

Unless it was one of "those" theaters and she was the main attraction? Lol no someone would yell fire just to get away from that nonsense.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

For educational purposes concerning the hymen: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fi...n-you-need-to-stop-believing-7775351.html/amp
Also I still call bullshit on the doctor sewing hers back together because that makes zero medical sense.

DoctorLynn Medicine Woman knows better than YOU, haydur!

 

[gampboonerisms]

They do not repair hymens in the united States. There are very, very, very few exceptions

No doctor is repairing her hymen in an emergency surgery to remove massive tissue to stop her from bleeding. Hymen repair is mostly a cosmetic procedure for idiots. Yes, exceptions exist that have a medical need. ALR isn't an exception.
Amber doesn't even know the anatomy of her own vagina. Remember she "ain't got no labia majora". (Quote from one of her YouNow streams)

very true. i mostly linked that article cause it shows the different types of hymen coverage. so i guess technically, god i hate to say this, something could enter without breaking anything. i want to die, i've got bad images in my brain.

 

[mythical mother]

I can't explain what it is, but the way she describes Destiny and Dana holding her hair back while she pukes in a full size garbage bag sounds like she's trying to describe some cursed renaissance painting instead of a real experience.

You’re tempting me to paint this in oil paint... I’m deadass

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

You’re tempting me to paint this in oil paint... I’m deadass

Do it 🕶

 

[Witch Bitch]

You’re tempting me to paint this in oil paint... I’m deadass

Do it

 

[Dispeckful Piece of Amber]

You’re tempting me to paint this in oil paint... I’m deadass

Do it²

 

[Borbie Dahl]

This one time, when I was fifteen, i stuck a toothbrush up my vajinky.

Va-jinkies!

Oh please! That’s not embarrassing, it’s so freakin normal that I’ve put a brush up my own vajinky & im a dude (in minecraft). It’s painful to witness just how inexperienced & uncomfortable Big Albert is talking sex. Just leave it be gorl. You don’t need to be a Miley Cyrus type chic getting up to threesomes every weekend. Just be you momma.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Oh please! That’s not embarrassing, it’s so freakin normal that I’ve put a brush up my own vajinky & im a dude (in minecraft). It’s painful to witness just how inexperienced & uncomfortable Big Albert is talking sex. Just leave it be gorl. You don’t need to be a Miley Cyrus type chic getting up to threesomes every weekend. Just be you momma.

As with her admitting that she doesn't really want to lose weight, if she would just flat out say she's asexual, I'd have an atom of respect for that.

 

[Skippy1931]

Still no ring, did she accidentally eat it?

I’m not sure the ring is a good indication. I never wear my rings in my house ever they are right up there with my bra first things to come off lol