I Can’t Breathe: Poem by Pamela Sneed -

[Eris!]

If you can make
a single neuron fire
in a brain that only has three
then technically
you're thought-provoking.

if you can make
a single neutron fire
in slightly enriched
uranium 235
you can use the heat
to run a steam turbine

 

[Punished Benis]

Bitch, could you tone down the thirst in your shitty, virtue signaling slacktivism? Regardless of politics, it's fucking creepy.

This was what sent me googling to double-check this wasn’t satire.

Now wait just a goddamn minute. The author's last name is fucking Sneed, it references gay niggers of a high altitude (if not quite outer space), and you're telling me this isn't ironic?

Did I just have a stroke, or is God playing japes on us all?

 

[TurdFondler]

It's no Fresh Prince of No Air that's for sure.

 

[Dang Dirty Troons]

Chuck Sneed, "I Can't Feed and Seed".

 

[Stoneheart]

It cant breath
It cant feed
It has Aids
Happy days...

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck, this bitch actually exists?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_Sneed

How the fuck is this not a 4chan prank?

 

[Str8Bustah]

I can't sneed

 

[Dial M for Misgender]

"Entitled enough to sue"? Was an injustice done or not? What are you a fucking corporatist?