i can't give up.... (9/1/2019) -

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Keep getting those coins, Joanne the Scammerlynn. Never leave money on the table. I'm even surprised that she went straight at the attention whoring like this, I thought she'd wait at least a week and a half, minimum, just for appearances.

I wonder if we're going to get our Amber/Becky/D+D Big Brother situation, soon? I can legit see this happening. Sooner or later the same issues that existed with the guys will come to a head and that scenario of rooming with them will be 'perfect'' and she'll convince Becky to move. Becky might go for it, to preserve her relationship with Eric and Rickie, when a peaceful household is no longer possible. Amber knows she needs more interesting content, and it won't be found in their current arrangement.
 

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I had to get away from those anuses for a while.
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Guys, unless she does get a role on some show devoted to people killing themselves with food that pays at least as well as YouTube (spoiler: none of them do, not even the ones what focus on fat "stars" like Whitney Way Thore, whose main income is from all her "engagements" and her dumb "No BS" promotion), she's not going anywhere. She controls Becky, Eric and Rickie with money. She cannot hold a job. Becky cannot hold a job because Amber will get her fired because she will blow up Becky's phone all day with complaints, food requests and demands she come home early.

Without YouTube she will have no place to live, no Thumb Butler ferrying her around to restaurants and fetching her food on the days she's too swollen to fit into the car, no money for the sorts of food in the volume she requires to feel sated, and there is literally no way she can replace YouTube with some other form of exploitation income. Not even feeder porn pays that well, and when you're a feedee you have to eat the food the feeders want you to eat, the food that appeals to their particular fetish expression, and it's unlikely Amber will be able to trade Ben & Jerry's for a funnel of heavy cream or orange chicken for several bags of pork rinds. Besides, there aren't a lot of sugar-daddy or sugar-mama types who lavish money on their feedee. They'll pay for the food and the time you take swallowing it but feeders see their feedees as pieces of meat that can deepthroat a baguette, not an actual person, so they're not going to worry about your rent or medical bills. They might pay a few dollars to watch you gorge, but they generally aren't that good about buying videos or joining sites. Other than transwomen, feedees are the brokest among fringe sex-cam girls.

Amber cannot live this miserable life she's carved out for herself unless she has the Tube dollars. Period. She's fucked. Unless she hits the lottery or dies, she will always be on YouTube. She's eaten herself into a corner she can't get out of until she dies or loses 450 pounds. Guess which one will happen first.
 

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You assholes mean to tell me the same fat bint who took six years to figure out how to inlay a photo to one of her videos, or edit out her horrific breathing while descending three steps, could put together that intro in the span of a few hours? As retàrded and awful as that intro is, it's echelons above the creative talent Amber is capable of.

So either she slaved over it for days and knew damn well she wasn't quitting and is a terrible terrible utter stupid dick, or someone else made the intro for her and she failed to credit them... which I'll admit, given her history, is a distinct possibility.
 

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I am so surprised. Really, I would have thought fat attention whore would have stopped attention whoring on Youtube and given up her only means of income.

She had no intentions of quitting. This was a scheme to get people back on her side after killing the weigh ins and continuing to gain--sorry, "redistribute"--weight at 570 pounds. This was another planned move to make her look like a victim and overcome obstacles she placed in her own path. She will not leave Youtube until they start placing strikes on her channel and the money dries up.

You have to be really stupid to believe her about anything at this point. As much as I hate using the "c-word", I will say that she is a manipulative cow.
 

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You assholes mean to tell me the same fat bint who took six years to figure out how to inlay a photo to one of her videos, or edit out her horrific breathing while descending three steps, could put together that intro in the span of a few hours? As retàrded and awful as that intro is, it's echelons above the creative talent Amber is capable of.

So either she slaved over it for days and knew damn well she wasn't quitting and is a terrible terrible utter stupid dick, or someone else made the intro for her and she failed to credit them... which I'll admit, given her history, is a distinct possibility.
I miss the the golf-swing sound effect and Unicorn eemo-jeeeee
 

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All that breast cancer stuff, presumably going to a woman who has breast cancer. The pink ribbon is like a symbol of death and not many people with actual cancer want to walk around covered in pink ribbons. Plus that junk wasn’t even pretending to donate to any “awareness” charity, so it was a pure money grab.

So they are going to give an insulting gift to somebody dealing with cancer. Shocker.
What if it's for Chantal? Amber heard of chantals crotch cancer removal surgery so she went out to make a care package for her bestest youtube friend but because she is a dumb cunt she just hears the word cancer and sees pretty pink colors and buys that stuff.


I figured I wouldn't have to come back here for atleast 2 days for an update but here we are! So how long until we get an apology video to try and cover up for her stupidity?
 
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