I gotta admit the first page or so had me going as something at least remotely plausible but then the whole song duet of the two kids, one of which doesn't like "girl movies" and who would if the person was being consistent would most CERTAINLY declare Moana a "girl movie", and then the strangers on a train joining in, yeah, no. Of all the things that happened, that didn't happen THE MOST.Today I bring to you Snakes on a Plane, but it's Disney shit and 100% stuff that never happened:
What I find jarring is that this person chose to write a German and Japanese grannies, aren't the german known for having little to no public displays of cringe like this? ( )
And then the jap granny, iirc they have an entire etiquette devoted to not being like that in public transport.