I Caught A Shitlord This Big: The Tall Tales Of Tumblr - And that thread... was Albert Einstein.

[Baloney Face]

Maybe not 100% made up shit:

[Child busy playing and, like most five-year-old children, not really listening.]

Mother: "Do you like the doll mommy brought home from her campaign job that will make you feel brave when you are scared?"

Child: "Yes."

Mother: [Runs to computer]

 

[Cosmos]

He says “this isn’t Facebook or Twitter” meaning to mock those who use Facebook while he himself is literally telling this totally-happened story on Facebook.

Also even in his own story he sounds like a loser, lol.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Don't usually see such blatant #thathappened from the other side of things, but yikes. He even worked in the "approval from a Righteous Individual" bit, except instead of a little old black lady or abuela it's a Vietnam vet. This is almost literally like you took one of those typical busclap stories about being randomly assailed by some rude old white bigot and reversed the polarity on it.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

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He says “this isn’t Facebook or Twitter” meaning to mock those who use Facebook while he himself is literally telling this totally-happened story on Facebook.

Also even in his own story he sounds like a loser, lol.

Usually people try to make themselves sound cool in these stories but op just sounds like an angry loser who's jealous of 'millennials' for existing.

 

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He says “this isn’t Facebook or Twitter” meaning to mock those who use Facebook while he himself is literally telling this totally-happened story on Facebook.

Also even in his own story he sounds like a loser, lol.

Treating a customer like that, especially in response to an excessively mundane complaint, would be grounds to be fired if not severely lambasted. Even in this retelling, he was needlessly antagonistic towards the customer and escalated the siuation, and even has a quote of the customer trying to deescalate the confrontation. Especially given that he works in a customer service job, his boss would have his head on a pike for this. This is how you would cut your customer base in half, especially if word of this got out.

That isn't to say I believe this happened, but it's laughable that even in this clearly fake scenario, he inadvertently made himself in the wrong anyway.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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He says “this isn’t Facebook or Twitter” meaning to mock those who use Facebook while he himself is literally telling this totally-happened story on Facebook.

Also even in his own story he sounds like a loser, lol.

Usually people try to make themselves sound cool in these stories but op just sounds like an angry loser who's jealous of 'millennials' for existing.

Treating a customer like that, especially in response to an excessively mundane complaint, would be grounds to be fired if not severely lambasted. Even in this retelling, he was needlessly antagonistic towards the customer and escalated the siuation, and even has a quote of the customer trying to deescalate the confrontation. Especially given that he works in a customer service job, his boss would have his head on a pike for this. This is how you would cut your customer base in half, especially if word of this got out.

That isn't to say I believe this happened, but it's laughable that even in this clearly fake scenario, he inadvertently made himself in the wrong anyway.

He thinks this makes him sound like a badass, but what it really sounds like is a confrontation between a paranoid autist and an insecure asshole majorly overcompensating for his tiny penis. The paranoid autist is significantly more sympathetic.

Was he saying he works there though? I thought he was just another customer. Either way, "my aisle" is such a pathetic flex.

 

[Fingal Olsson]

I didn't get the impression he worked there, but yeah, he's not coming off as the bigger guy here. "Dickhead"'s complaint wasn't very politely worded, but it was reasonable enough. And there's been several instances of people getting pretty nasty fines for making these kinds of practical "Fear me for I might have corona" jokes in public. Both this guy and the vet could've very easily been banned from the store if "dickhead" had talked to a manager about what happened.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

"Dickhead"'s complaint wasn't very politely worded, but it was reasonable enough.

Honestly whistling in public is rude as fuck anyway, in the same tier as walking around playing your music from speakers or having loud phone conversations. Just because you feel like doing some tonguework and blowing doesn't mean everyone else wants to hear the results.

 

[The Empirical Bogey]

Found this one on Rebbit. I believe this could've happened, but there's a chance race wasn't involved, that could be an exaggeration. There's lots of assholes in panic mode these days.

 

[Fingal Olsson]

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Found this one on Rebbit. I believe this could've happened, but there's a chance race wasn't involved, that could be an exaggeration. There's lots of assholes in panic mode these days.

This probably happened. And what's also probably the case is that this guy trusted the cashier to not be infected a hell of a lot more than he trusted some random asshole. Not everythng is about race you dipshit.

 

[The Empirical Bogey]

This probably happened. And what's also probably the case is that this guy trusted the cashier to not be infected a hell of a lot more than he trusted some random asshole. Not everythng is about race you dipshit.

You read my commentary, right? Lol

 

[Fingal Olsson]

You read my commentary, right? Lol

Yes, I was agreeing with you.

 

[The Empirical Bogey]

Yes, I was agreeing with you.

i thought you were insulting me sorry

 

[Fingal Olsson]

i thought you were insulting me sorry

Ah, no, the "dipshit" comment was directed at the guy that wrote the story, not you.

 

[AnOminous]

And what's also probably the case is that this guy trusted the cashier to not be infected a hell of a lot more than he trusted some random asshole.

I'm not sure why, as the cashier is probably the person most likely to be infected as they're interacting with people all day and breathing in the air they exhale.

 

[BScCollateral]

It's one of those stories that's worth a heartfelt "gee, that's too bad," even if it was about race.

Certainly not a "Shit! You called the police, right?"

 

[Got2Hands]

Tee-hee, being rude to panicked, desperate people is funny also animu!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I don’t get how being out of stock would give you the licence to be rude to people. If anything, at times of high stress, you should be more polite.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I don’t get how being out of stock would give you the licence to be rude to people.

It wouldn't, none of these people actually have jobs.

If anything, at times of high stress, you should be more polite.

Especially since there's even more people willing to take your job if you get fired right now.

 

[Lee Harvey Walsh]

Man I am recalling one that happened to me years and years and years ago when I was still in high school. Yeah it was the early 'oughts, but SJW shit was still starting. We had "Day of Silence" at our school and all, with the teachers going all out and creating proto safe spaces for any triggered LGBTQ people on their day, and our LGBTQ club was very active and loud.

Anyway, my friend was recalling on her livejournal about this thing that happened in one of her computer classes. I guess as a photoshop exercise they had to take the wedding photo of their celebrity crush and photoshop themselves as the person marrying said crush.

So my friend goes into this spiel about how of course all of the normies did straight weddings, but because she is bisexual and proud, she pulled up the wedding photo of her favorite female celebrity and photoshopped herself onto the groom's face. The teacher then saw and made this big scene about it, scoffing about how that sort of thing "shouldn't be legal." I don't think she said that everyone clapped in the classroom, since she had a huge persecution complex, but hell maybe she did.

At the time I remember not being too sure about the authenticity, but because she was my best friend, I believed her. Maybe it did happen, but I doubt the teacher did much more than go, "Uh okay sure," given the climate and how liberal our school was.