Kiwi Farms
So we've all heard one of these before, a ridiculous story made up by a tumblrite just to get notes and attention.
I've culled http://shit-that-never-happened.tumblr.com/ & http://things-that-didnt-happen.tumblr.com/ for some great fake stories.
There are a lot of different kinds of these stories. There are some about racist/sexist/homophobic/problematic/disagreeing people getting SICK BURNED.
You'll notice in these stories that people opposing our brave Tumblrites often say things that no human being has ever said.
These are my favorites that I've found so far.
What do you guys think? Post any more you can find!
I've culled http://shit-that-never-happened.tumblr.com/ & http://things-that-didnt-happen.tumblr.com/ for some great fake stories.
There are a lot of different kinds of these stories. There are some about racist/sexist/homophobic/problematic/disagreeing people getting SICK BURNED.
Is drinking out of the gallon that disgusting that they have to force themselves not to look disgusted?
https://archive.md/PrQV6
Some of these involve people who can apparently get away with anything, because they're simply that badass and witty.
How old was this person? By the time they're old enough to discover they're bi, they're still get spankings from nuns? This sounds like the setup to some nun porn.
https://archive.md/rj9Sw
Yes, and this guy just said nothing, and allowed this employee to be super duper rude to him.
https://archive.md/CEXcw
I'm pretty sure if you spat right in someone's face they'd do a lot more than whine about personal space. https://archive.md/Jaonc
You'll notice in these stories that people opposing our brave Tumblrites often say things that no human being has ever said.
Her parents watched in approval as she went up talked to some random weirdo with a fox tail?
https://archive.md/nWfJ2
This is an interesting one. A guy who speaks in a way that no one ever does, a Tumbrina giving the speech they've been waiting their whole life to give, and everybody applauding cause they're just that great.
I couldn't get the photos to upload for some reason, but the archive has them and they are ridiculous. https://archive.md/I5axp
"A g-g-girl in Gamestop who doesn't want princess games? Unheard of!" Thank goodness for her lightning fast wit. She totally didn't have a normal transaction with a guy and then come up with some "witty" comeback to a fake argument 3 hours later. https://archive.md/mO1ii
These are my favorites that I've found so far.
I found this one on Tumblr, even though it originated from Facebook. Doesn't this one sound kinda terrifying? You tried three times to abort a baby, and when it is born it laughs in your face and basically says "THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!" That's some demonspawn.
https://archive.md/MTyzD
So, a 5 foot tall white belt (a karate beginner) kicks a brown belt (two steps away from black belt) twice her size so hard she breaks his rib? And the sensei, instead of calling for help before this kid dies of a broken rib puncturing his lung, just taunts him "women are made of pain"? Also, you'd think a brown belt would be mature enough that they would take a spar seriously and not just taunt her like an asshole. Thank goodness our perfect little Mary Sue didn't pulverize his bones into dust with a kick!
https://archive.md/WwHN2
And that guy was never invited to any party ever again, because nobody likes the dick who pulls out his laptop to disprove his strawmen.
https://archive.md/kZeWV
What do you guys think? Post any more you can find!