I Chatted with Jessica, Chris's New "Sweetheart" -

[Moonman's Son]

I'm a newbie, so please bear with me if I fuck up posting this thread.

So, for those who don't know, yesterday, Chris changed his Facebook relationship status to "In a complicated relationship with Jessica Quinn" some time after Chris had made a post in which he whined about his loneliness and Jessica commented that she and Chris "needed to talk."

I automatically assumed it was a troll who wanted to take advantage of Chris, so, a few hours ago, I decided to confront her about it on Facebook, and it led to us having a conversation about the whole situation. She didn't reveal too much, but I still wanted to share my conversation with her to get some insight into her and her relationship with Chris. To be honest, I'm a bit amazed yet disgusted at how unfazed she is by Chris's antics over the years, and how Chris publicly creeps on random women online. She is a little too optimistic about Chris, which is worrying, if she isn't a troll and does get into a romantic relationship with Chris.

Anyway, here's the conversation. I hesitated to post it for a while because I felt a bit bad for bothering her and confronting her like I did, but I ultimately felt that it may or may not be important in providing some information for this new saga, if you can call it that.

 

[ES 148]

So if she is a troll, she's keeping it a secret.

I'd say you handled this quite well, although there is a general 'don't touch the events' policy. I don't know how this'd fall into that.

 

[Sushinope]

Oh she's going to regret testing the waters with Chris. Hopefully this will be good when Chris fucks this up.

 

[Moonman's Son]

So if she is a troll, she's keeping it a secret.

I'd say you handled this quite well, although there is a general 'don't touch the events' policy. I don't know how this'd fall into that.

That's what I'm thinking. That's why I still have my doubts about her. One of the gal-pals (I forget her name) did something similar with Chris - became her "gal-pal," but then revealed to be a troll and fucked with Chris. I feel something similar may happen in this situation.

By the way, really? I'm sorry. I'm new here. I don't know all the rules. I only lurk here sometimes to read about new events on Chris. I'll delete this thread if necessary.

 

[m0rnutz]

Oh Jessica, you poor naive summer child. You should know by now you won't be the only one Chris will talk to, nor will he see you as anything but sez in a can.

 

[ES 148]

That's what I'm thinking. That's why I still have my doubts about her. One of the gal-pals (I forget her name) did something similar with Chris - became her "gal-pal," but then revealed to be a troll and fucked with Chris. I feel something similar may happen in this situation.

By the way, really? I'm sorry. I'm new here. I don't know all the rules. I only lurk here sometimes to read about new events on Chris. I'll delete this thread if necessary.

Oh, sorry, I was just saying. It really doesn't seem to be a problem, nobody's screeched at you about it yet

 

[Wraith]

I wish I could voice this in a better way than this, but I have a bad feeling about this chick. On one hand she could be genuinely empathetic for the specific condition of Chris that nothing to do with his own decision making abilities, and then again... I guess time will tell.

 

[MacMasonry]

Oh fuck, is this a new saga? The Chris-chan GF saga?

 

[Moonman's Son]

Oh she's going to regret testing the waters with Chris. Hopefully this will be good when Chris fucks this up.

Agreed, if she isn't trolling. Like I said, I'm a bit surprised and disgusted at how unfazed she is about Chris's past. She either doesn't know as much as she claims, or really doesn't care and thinks he can change for the better.

Oh Jessica, you poor naive summer child. You should know by now you won't be the only one Chris will talk to, nor will he see you as anything but sez in a can.

This. On her post about the relationship, she seemed to not give a shit about Chris creeping on random girls on Twitter, including Doopie. Something about how she claimed Chris was just trying to be friendly, but didn't feel threatened because they were people he was obviously never going to meet.

 

[Moonman's Son]

Oh, sorry, I was just saying. It really doesn't seem to be a problem, nobody's screeched at you about it yet

Oh, I see. Thank you. I think I get it now. It's more of an unwritten rule, is it? Like I said, this is my first post, so I don't know much about how things are run around here.

I wish I could voice this in a better way than this, but I have a bad feeling about this chick. On one hand she could be genuinely empathetic for the specific condition of Chris that nothing to do with his own decision making abilities, and then again... I guess time will tell.

That's my concern. She could be a clever troll - even more so than any of his previous ones. That's why I decided to just ask. This saga is very interesting, indeed. It's one of the very first sagas I've personally lived through and witnessed.

Oh fuck, is this a new saga? The Chris-chan GF saga?

You could call it that. Though they're in a "complicated relationship," according to Facebook. Chris also made a video where he basically asked not to bother her about Chris or anything else. Oops. p:

 

[Rupin]

Good work on getting some insight from Jessica. She does have a point about Chris'z life though. No one can truly understand what it's like to have hundreds of people watching your every move. But Jessica soon will.

This can go one of two ways. One, Jessica gets tired of being harrassed by the trolls and stops messing with Chris altogether or she gets major influence over Chris and he goes off the grid altogether.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

"Tell me the truth". Guaranteed to work every time.

 

[Moonman's Son]

Good work on getting some insight from Jessica. She does have a point about Chris'z life though. No one can truly understand what it's like to have hundreds of people watching your every move. But Jessica soon will.

Tbis can go one of two ways. One, Jessica gets tired of being harrassed by the trolls and stops messing with Chris altogether or she gets major influence over Chris and he goes off the grid altogether.

Thank you.

Yeah, that's true. But like I told her, unlike Chris, no one is stupid enough to publicly reveal so much about himself/herself.

Both could happen, but I feel like Chris's quirks, personality, and overall creepiness will be what really drives her away from Chris. If she isn't a troll, she'd be the first person to unironically like Chris. However, there's also the possibility that's just a psycho bitch who may be a weirdo, just like Chris.
I feel like the public attention wouldn't be as influential on her, since she said she was bombarded with messages from people since Thursday, but she ignored most of them.

 

[Moonman's Son]

"Tell me the truth". Guaranteed to work every time.

Hey, at least I tried. p:

 

[FisfulFries]

Good work on getting some insight from Jessica. She does have a point about Chris'z life though. No one can truly understand what it's like to have hundreds of people watching your every move. But Jessica soon will.

This can go one of two ways. One, Jessica gets tired of being harrassed by the trolls and stops messing with Chris altogether or she gets major influence over Chris and he goes off the grid altogether.

I can't believe Chris will go off the grid, because and this is just my retarded theory but on some deep psychological level Chris likes all the attention he gets from trolls. Face it most people who end up like classic Chris usually fall off the grid and if they do come back they try very hard to distance themselves from their internet fame.

But Chris came right back yelling "I'm da Creator of Sonichew an' Rosechew" and even managed to get some (unstable) income from his infamy multiple times. This girl's not going to do anything to break his habits. Better people than her have tried multiple times and failed.

 

[TwoDickSteve]

The fact that I can't tell if this is a troll or a real life sweat heart has me excited for the near future.

 

[Moonman's Son]

HOLY SHIT. THE GOY KNOWS. SHUT IT DOWN.

 

[Rupin]

I can't believe Chris will go off the grid, because and this is just my exceptional theory but on some deep psychological level Chris likes all the attention he gets from trolls. Face it most people who end up like classic Chris usually fall off the grid and if they do come back they try very hard to distance themselves from their internet fame.

But Chris came right back yelling "I'm da Creator of Sonichew an' Rosechew" and even managed to get some (unstable) income from his infamy multiple times. This girl's not going to do anything to break his habits. Better people than her have tried multiple times and failed.

Yeah but if she is real then this is unique. She can give him ultimatums and shit to make him do what she wants in much the same way Bluespike did.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I can't believe Chris will go off the grid, because and this is just my exceptional theory but on some deep psychological level Chris likes all the attention he gets from trolls.

I am definitely concerned about a content drought as well, especially when Marvin says he is boring without any prodding, and now he will feel even more content than usual.

HOLY SHIT. THE GOY KNOWS. SHUT IT DOWN.

Of course she knows. She has an account here.

 

[Rupin]

HOLY SHIT. THE GOY KNOWS. SHUT IT DOWN.

Ouch!! That had to hurt!