I commit contract political assassinations for Hillary Clinton irl AMA -

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Is there a watch list you are NOT on yet?

Yes, a lot of them need me to affiliate with a known terrorist organisation before they'll list me.

Who's next?

Milo Yiannopolous.

Do you have an exclusive contract or do you do freelance work?

I have an exclusivity clause and can't accept any hits from private individuals or competing organizations until my contract runs out or I renegotiate it. If you're interested in retaining my services you'll need to liase through either the Clinton Foundation or ISIS and they usually take a percentage. Going through ISIS is more expensive but they're less likely to 'tie up loose ends' afterwards if you know what I mean.

Who are you voting for?

I will stay home on election day voting is for losers.

Where are my keys? I can't fucking find my keys!

You left them on the sofa at 6:18pm last night and they slid between the left and middle cushions.
 

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Do you think that America's economic encirclement of China through pacts like the TPP will successfully contain Beijing's ambition and lead to the restoration of the US-led global order or instead provoke further belligerence and tensions in the region?
 
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Do you think that America's economic encirclement of China through pacts like the TPP will successfully contain Beijing's ambition and lead to the restoration of the US-led global order or instead provoke further belligerence and tensions in the region?

nigga i don't fucking know I just kill people for money

god damn

edit ; i've been killing less Chinese nationals than usual in the past year if that means anything? idk
 

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Do you rape and murder? If so, how much extra does it cost?

We've had too many trannies engage combat with the Racewar Van. I'm looking to send them a message.
 
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DuskEngine

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Do you know the identity of the Bosnian sniper that killed Hillary Clinton's first body in 1996?
 

polonium

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Has Bill tried to make you blow him?
 

Aquinas

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Have you tried talking it out with hillary and expressing your feelings peacefully with her?
 

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