I counted calories for 29 days straight... - 09/07/19

marjoram

I'm a jerk feline
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That section with poor, poor Twinkie Stooore...

That dog is clearly suffering and is unhappy, it's ridiculous that the person who claims to love her pets enough to call them her babies is leaving her to go through all that physical and mental pain.
Twinks has found one more bullet for MamaNecky's possum shootin' gun and is trying to figure out how to load it without opposable thumbs...when she does figure it out it's a toss up who she will shoot, herself or FatassMamaScreech...
 

Fandom Trash

Cutest Dumpster Cat around
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She obviouly watches a lot of beauty gurus hence her constant use of "situation". A lot of guru's say that. And. " If that makes sense". I've heard her use that recently. Saying." Hi" like JS, and all the makeup hording and the bs about her lighting etc.
Like everything else she does, she can't be bothered to put in any effort to learn the skills from those channels. She just half-ass copies them and is collecting makeup because she thinks it makes her look cool.
She's like a ginormous sponge, sopping up everything she sees. She has no originality.

Totally agree. She's trying (and failing) to be like her more popular youtube colleagues. Like Trisha, who is a big girl, but makes up for it by getting lipo, having big boobs and a far prettier face (at least when she wears makeup) than Amber.

Amber just comes off as a fake, vapid person, who tries to be cheery and all "dainty" when she's the big girl you see bullying her classmates for their lunches. Its hilarious to watch, but also sad.

Walking for only 3 mins at the age of 28 is nothing to smile about, but little dear Amber thinks she's on the road to success.
 

Morbility

Lewd Senpai
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Totally agree. She's trying (and failing) to be like her more popular youtube colleagues. Like Trisha, who is a big girl, but makes up for it by getting lipo, having big boobs and a far prettier face (at least when she wears makeup) than Amber.

Amber just comes off as a fake, vapid person, who tries to be cheery and all "dainty" when she's the big girl you see bullying her classmates for their lunches. Its hilarious to watch, but also sad.

Walking for only 3 mins at the age of 28 is nothing to smile about, but little dear Amber thinks she's on the road to success.

I remember one video where she was reacting to Zack and she talked about how it's ableist to make fun of the fact that she can't walk because she's almost 600. But you make a similar point to Zack. She's 28. Walking from a tree and back is not anything to celebrate about. Not to mention she's not disabled, she ate herself to this size.
 
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Gorlax

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Totally agree. She's trying (and failing) to be like her more popular youtube colleagues. Like Trisha, who is a big girl, but makes up for it by getting lipo, having big boobs and a far prettier face (at least when she wears makeup) than Amber.

Amber just comes off as a fake, vapid person, who tries to be cheery and all "dainty" when she's the big girl you see bullying her classmates for their lunches. Its hilarious to watch, but also sad.

Walking for only 3 mins at the age of 28 is nothing to smile about, but little dear Amber thinks she's on the road to success.
The only road she’s on is the road to Cheesecake Factory
 

Cuck Duck

Ducky Mo Ducky Momo, he's your very best friend!
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I still want her to do a cooking/recipe channel. Fuck counting calories, I wanna count how many times I gag watching you cook <3
Seriously, if Amber sees this somehow, you can make so much money on a recipe channel because it's one of the few interesting things you do
 

Slappy McGherkin

Bartender? Make that a double.
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Mumbles was crying his eyes out full with "personal issues" and leaving for a deserved holiday...
Hambo is crying her wonky eyes out due to "personal issues" and need a break....
Both go to the same therapist and take the same medication... are their period cycles syncing ??
Their period cycles didn't sync, they sunk. Period.
 

Arctic Fox

You won't get past my wall.
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I've seen her "count" calories enough times to know she is fucking it up. The exceptional, unrelenting optimism she applies to her dieting in general is used with calorie counting as well. She doesn't measure anything because she thinks she is an expert at eyeballing it, throwing off all the counts dramatically. If she is using an app she picks the lowest calories for whatever she is eating instead of the most accurate. If she is using WW she has very loose interpretation of the "free" foods, and goes apeshit with them. If she had a real relationship instead of a paid butler, becky could do the counting and show her for accountability, but that's never gonna happen.
Speaking of Necky. How long is she going to put up with this? How long ca someone deal with such a repugnant person on a daily basis before they either bail or blow their brains out.
Personally, I'd put money on a fat gorl showdown. Something like this preferably.
 
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