I counted calories for 29 days straight... - 09/07/19

Arctic Fox

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I've seen her "count" calories enough times to know she is fucking it up. The exceptional, unrelenting optimism she applies to her dieting in general is used with calorie counting as well. She doesn't measure anything because she thinks she is an expert at eyeballing it, throwing off all the counts dramatically. If she is using an app she picks the lowest calories for whatever she is eating instead of the most accurate. If she is using WW she has very loose interpretation of the "free" foods, and goes apeshit with them. If she had a real relationship instead of a paid butler, becky could do the counting and show her for accountability, but that's never gonna happen.
Speaking of Necky. How long is she going to put up with this? How long ca someone deal with such a repugnant person on a daily basis before they either bail or blow their brains out.
Personally, I'd put money on a fat gorl showdown. Something like this preferably.
 

Senor Gatin

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I thought for a moment she would be cleaning and attempting to pull a Marie Kondo episode but it was too much to ask.
 
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chicken wings

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You gorls clearly have no faith in the scootypuff queen. I fully believe that she counts all of her foodstuffs that enter her endless maw.


She just stops caring when she hits quadruple digits by noon.
Monday
"I binged and ate 10k calories today..."

Tuesday
"I deserve a pat on the back for only eating 8k today because I have self control."

Wednesday
"Ricky made his famous chicken soup today and I went a little over at 8.5k but still less than the 10k I had on Monday so I'm on a roll!"
 

Mariposa Electrique

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How? You count how many calories are in each thing you eat. It's incredibly simple.
Only people who don't care or insanely lazy would find grade school addition stressful.
They already have an unhealthy relationship with food, so analyzing it produces a lot of past guilt and reminds them of other food they actually want to eat.
 

Arctic Fox

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They already have an unhealthy relationship with food, so analyzing it produces a lot of past guilt and reminds them of other food they actually want to eat.
Saying that's correct; even without counting the calories of what they're eating, they're going to think of things like that anyway. That's why willpower is a requirement.
I don't think that's correct though. 'Analyzing' food is what you do every time you read a label. If You're that bothered by how many calories you're eating, and knowing how many you're eating, then fucking eat less. That's why keeping track is important. So you can keep track of gains/losses and stay healthy.
Counting calories is simple, and only stress inducing for the laziest and most uncommitted.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Saying that's correct; even without counting the calories of what they're eating, they're going to think of things like that anyway. That's why willpower is a requirement.
I don't think that's correct though. 'Analyzing' food is what you do every time you read a label. If You're that bothered by how many calories you're eating, and knowing how many you're eating, then fucking eat less. That's why keeping track is important. So you can keep track of gains/losses and stay healthy.
Counting calories is simple, and only stress inducing for the laziest and most uncommitted.
I agree, simply eating less, cutting out refined carbs, adding complex carbs, and lean proteins is the best way to lose weight. Hell, if Amber just did that without exercise, she'd lose 50-100 lbs. She wouldn't even have to give up sodas, she could just drink diet instead. Amber won't put in any real effort because she's too scared. I don't think it's about willpower with her, it's about self defeatism. She doesn't have the self esteem to lose weight.
 
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600+ and she still has the audacity to "disagree" with people saying she needs to cut down portion sizes, yet she'll still be surprised and mad when she weighs herself and sees that she's just gaining more weight. You're totally right gorl, that comment is clearly wrong. Just gotta find yet another weight loss doctor and keep doing what you're doing. You'll totally find a doctor who will tell you what you want to hear (i.e keep up your current calorie intake and don't make any effort). I'm sure you'll magically drop that weight soon and that 700 isn't on the horizon at all!
 

Supersonic Idiotic

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Everytime I come to check on hamber it seems like her eyes become even glossier as the fat continues to protrude around her forehead and eyes. It gives her a down syndrome-like thousand yard stare as she seems to be losing cognitive function as the fat slowly seeps into her dome.

The coloring books were already bad enough on their own, but it seems like she's actively getting slower. Probably the only thing "active" about her, at this point.
 
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