Highly Requested Torrid Haul?
it is not a try on haul. Don't bother with this abortion of a video.
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I don't even know anymore. Oh, & a torrid haul - April 19, 2020 04/19/20
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Highly Requested Torrid Haul?
it is not a try on haul. Don't bother with this abortion of a video.
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This video looks great as lately I've just been dying to watch a shambling corpse shovel slop into its mouth.
Seriously, she looks dead.
Seriously, she looks dead.
The people are really tearing this dead cow hoof from hoof. You love to see it.
ETA: no show layyyyyyygggg, but she starts dancing after eating her first bite of slop
ETA: no show layyyyyyygggg, but she starts dancing after eating her first bite of slop
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The food she makes for herself to eat on camera always looks so incredibly depressing.
She’s still trying to get her spot as number one cow back; sorry ALR you’re just not interesting anymore.
Guess who forgot to put on the knuckle concealer today?
She looks fucking horrifying, my god.
Lmao, bitch just take some magnesium and it will go away.
God, she's so melodramatic. I can't.
God, she's so melodramatic. I can't.
21st is payday, she must be freaked out by how low her coin is.
The "twitchy eyelid means I have a brain tumor" shit starts at about 9:30 for anyone who can't sit through this. It must be exhausting sharing a living space with her. Global pandemic, her roommate worked with people who tested positive, her girlfriends mom is a cancer patient and at higher risk to die, and Amber's big push for attention is making a mountain out of some nerves in her eyelid moving on their own a couple times a week.
But I guess a brain tumor is a perfect ailment for her to cling to, because she could never get her fat head in an MRI to prove or disprove the claim.
But I guess a brain tumor is a perfect ailment for her to cling to, because she could never get her fat head in an MRI to prove or disprove the claim.
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Well, this was boring.
TL;DW/R: Don't bother. It's dull as fuck.
0:00 ‘Hey guise’ Hey Amber. Still low on energy, I see.
0:05 ‘I woke up just a little bit ago’ And your hair is already greasy as fuck looking. You are an outright mess.
0:15 Professes she’s been doing Q&As on her Instagram if you want to follow her there. Has to gasp for breath while spelling out raritycat. Sad.
0:22 Also posts on her snap chat. (Gasp gasp gasp)
0:30 Shows off gross as fuck looking pasta in a huge glass container. Like that shit would feed a normal human for 2-3 meals at least. Ground chicken, onion, marinara (low sodium, you haydurs!), garlic, pepper, typical slop. With corn and mozerella cheese. It’s all macaroni. But I thought pasta makes you binge, you fat tub?
1:10 Shoves the shit into her mouth hole, dances. Ugh.
1:20 STILL can’t pronounce mukbang correctly.
1:21 There’s a mookbonger she watches who does a little dance when she takes a bite, so that’s why AL did it. Because she has no personality beyond vapid fat cunt.
1:23 Flexin’ with that water, gorl.
1:30 Said mookbonger says that dancing makes the food taste better and she wanted to try it, and apparently it works. Don’t worry - that’s the last time we’ll see this retardation.
1:37 Has Torrid she wants to show to us. Nooooooooo!!!! And it’s 2 month old shit. That ain’t gonna fit, fattie.
2:10 Wants to try filming a bit more, but due to her sleeping schedule and MUH MENTALZ it makes it HAAAAARD
2:36 Trying to make a mini routine. Gorl. You’ve been trying that for years.
3:15 First meal she drinks a bottle of water. Correction - FORCES herself to drink water.
3:34 Crazy to her that people use ground beef instead of ground turkey or ground chicken. Becky uses ground beef.
3:54 Says that ground beef doesn’t taste as good to her and isn’t as healthy. Like health matters to you, you fucking blubberfuck.
4:18 ‘Anyhoozle!’ Can I punch you now?
4:20 ‘I’m done eating this.’ No you’re not.
4:23 ‘I just finished eating.’ Yeah, and there was a huge jump cut between you professing that you were done eating your pasta after less than 10 bites and now. M’thinks you polished that shit off and waddled off to get rid of the dish that was off screen the whole time.
4:25 Proceeds to open the Torrid shit. First thing is earrings.
4:43 Says the way we know she’s depressed is that she’s not wearing earrings. No, we ‘know’ your depressed because you won’t stop fucking talking about it.
4:45 Shows some stupid hoops off. ‘These are super cyooot.’ Says she got them for the hideous pink ones and that she loves hoops, and they’re her ‘go to earring lately’.
4:54 Shows off a horizontal striped black, red and pink t-shirt. It’s a size 4. That shit will ‘fit’ like a case fits on a sausage. She professes it’s a dress. Can’t tell, because you can only see the top of it. She professes that depending on material, 4 fits or she needs a 5. Says it feels small, but as she’s on a weight loss journey it will fit eventually.
5:37 Now she regales us with a tale of buying pants from Torrid. Never tried on one of the pairs, and the pajama pants she bought. Just gave the black ones away because she was afraid they wouldn’t fit. The pajama pants fit around her thighs and waist, but were really tight around her calves.
6:25 HOLY FUCK THOSE ARE MASSIVE - it’s just like she flung a yard of fabric at the damned camera! It’s pants. Dress pants. She’s afraid of trying them on.
6:57 Has a crocheted cardigan. Is incapable of pronouncing that shit. Then goes on into blathering about how she’s sad that she ordered all this shit and now she’s stuck in the house and has nowhere to wear it to (as if it’d fit).
7:41 A size 4 dress. It’s white and covered with flowers (and wrinkles). It’s cyoooote according to Amber. Just like everything else (except the pants) is cyooooote.
8:22 And now a change of plans! Instead of trying shit on LIKE SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO, now she’s going to organize their seasonings. Which she’s done before. I remember her showing organizing the cabinets videos before. I firmly believe she started trying shit on and discovered it doesn’t fucking fit.
9:16 Is super exhausted from organizing a fucking cabinet.
9:30 Says she’s going to try on her Torrid shit tomorrow. We’ll see about that.
9:45 Now talking about her eye twitching. Her left eye doing massive twitches or something. She’s going on about this forever. Whines that it’s bad when she’s trying to sleep, and it’s freaking her out because she knows she should see a doctor and she’s googled stuff and freaking out about brain tumors.
11:00 She’s still going on about this shit. She does recommend not googling your own medical symptoms. But how else are you supposed to know more about your health than ‘lazy’ doctors, shitburger?
11:30 Martyrlynn goes on that people who’re sick need doctors more than her.
11:45 Still whining about how her eye twitches aren’t normal.
11:57 Hates how people diagnose her in the comments, hence why she didn’t want to say anything about it. Goes on about how people’ve been saying her knuckles show her dedication to our Lord Beetus, but says she’s not even pre-diabetic (sure, Jan).
12:19 ‘Google can mess with your head, and so can comments.’ Doesn’t want to hear your diagnosis, bitches. She ain’t gonna read no comments!
12:47 Rambling, super hot, going to sit in front of a fan. Shaddup already.
13:06 Blathers bout how it’s been in the low 70s and how it’s super nice and they all sat outside yesterday and whatever.
13:22 In the bathroom, has to let everyone hear the rain. Because a gentle rain apparently doesn’t happen anywhere else in the world.
13:25 Says she’s a pluviophile, but fuck storms. So I tried to google ‘pluviophile who hates storms’ and it gave me its equivalent of ‘this bitch is full of shit,’ aka: zero returns.
13:45 Professes she’ll try on her clothes in another video. States this video was a flop just like most of her other ones and does the retarded kissing goodbye. The final freeze-frame looks like she’s sniffing her flesh-mitten’s fingers.
0:05 ‘I woke up just a little bit ago’ And your hair is already greasy as fuck looking. You are an outright mess.
0:15 Professes she’s been doing Q&As on her Instagram if you want to follow her there. Has to gasp for breath while spelling out raritycat. Sad.
0:22 Also posts on her snap chat. (Gasp gasp gasp)
0:30 Shows off gross as fuck looking pasta in a huge glass container. Like that shit would feed a normal human for 2-3 meals at least. Ground chicken, onion, marinara (low sodium, you haydurs!), garlic, pepper, typical slop. With corn and mozerella cheese. It’s all macaroni. But I thought pasta makes you binge, you fat tub?
1:10 Shoves the shit into her mouth hole, dances. Ugh.
1:20 STILL can’t pronounce mukbang correctly.
1:21 There’s a mookbonger she watches who does a little dance when she takes a bite, so that’s why AL did it. Because she has no personality beyond vapid fat cunt.
1:23 Flexin’ with that water, gorl.
1:30 Said mookbonger says that dancing makes the food taste better and she wanted to try it, and apparently it works. Don’t worry - that’s the last time we’ll see this retardation.
1:37 Has Torrid she wants to show to us. Nooooooooo!!!! And it’s 2 month old shit. That ain’t gonna fit, fattie.
2:10 Wants to try filming a bit more, but due to her sleeping schedule and MUH MENTALZ it makes it HAAAAARD
2:36 Trying to make a mini routine. Gorl. You’ve been trying that for years.
3:15 First meal she drinks a bottle of water. Correction - FORCES herself to drink water.
3:34 Crazy to her that people use ground beef instead of ground turkey or ground chicken. Becky uses ground beef.
3:54 Says that ground beef doesn’t taste as good to her and isn’t as healthy. Like health matters to you, you fucking blubberfuck.
4:18 ‘Anyhoozle!’ Can I punch you now?
4:20 ‘I’m done eating this.’ No you’re not.
4:23 ‘I just finished eating.’ Yeah, and there was a huge jump cut between you professing that you were done eating your pasta after less than 10 bites and now. M’thinks you polished that shit off and waddled off to get rid of the dish that was off screen the whole time.
4:25 Proceeds to open the Torrid shit. First thing is earrings.
4:43 Says the way we know she’s depressed is that she’s not wearing earrings. No, we ‘know’ your depressed because you won’t stop fucking talking about it.
4:45 Shows some stupid hoops off. ‘These are super cyooot.’ Says she got them for the hideous pink ones and that she loves hoops, and they’re her ‘go to earring lately’.
4:54 Shows off a horizontal striped black, red and pink t-shirt. It’s a size 4. That shit will ‘fit’ like a case fits on a sausage. She professes it’s a dress. Can’t tell, because you can only see the top of it. She professes that depending on material, 4 fits or she needs a 5. Says it feels small, but as she’s on a weight loss journey it will fit eventually.
5:37 Now she regales us with a tale of buying pants from Torrid. Never tried on one of the pairs, and the pajama pants she bought. Just gave the black ones away because she was afraid they wouldn’t fit. The pajama pants fit around her thighs and waist, but were really tight around her calves.
6:25 HOLY FUCK THOSE ARE MASSIVE - it’s just like she flung a yard of fabric at the damned camera! It’s pants. Dress pants. She’s afraid of trying them on.
6:57 Has a crocheted cardigan. Is incapable of pronouncing that shit. Then goes on into blathering about how she’s sad that she ordered all this shit and now she’s stuck in the house and has nowhere to wear it to (as if it’d fit).
7:41 A size 4 dress. It’s white and covered with flowers (and wrinkles). It’s cyoooote according to Amber. Just like everything else (except the pants) is cyooooote.
8:22 And now a change of plans! Instead of trying shit on LIKE SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO, now she’s going to organize their seasonings. Which she’s done before. I remember her showing organizing the cabinets videos before. I firmly believe she started trying shit on and discovered it doesn’t fucking fit.
9:16 Is super exhausted from organizing a fucking cabinet.
9:30 Says she’s going to try on her Torrid shit tomorrow. We’ll see about that.
9:45 Now talking about her eye twitching. Her left eye doing massive twitches or something. She’s going on about this forever. Whines that it’s bad when she’s trying to sleep, and it’s freaking her out because she knows she should see a doctor and she’s googled stuff and freaking out about brain tumors.
11:00 She’s still going on about this shit. She does recommend not googling your own medical symptoms. But how else are you supposed to know more about your health than ‘lazy’ doctors, shitburger?
11:30 Martyrlynn goes on that people who’re sick need doctors more than her.
11:45 Still whining about how her eye twitches aren’t normal.
11:57 Hates how people diagnose her in the comments, hence why she didn’t want to say anything about it. Goes on about how people’ve been saying her knuckles show her dedication to our Lord Beetus, but says she’s not even pre-diabetic (sure, Jan).
12:19 ‘Google can mess with your head, and so can comments.’ Doesn’t want to hear your diagnosis, bitches. She ain’t gonna read no comments!
12:47 Rambling, super hot, going to sit in front of a fan. Shaddup already.
13:06 Blathers bout how it’s been in the low 70s and how it’s super nice and they all sat outside yesterday and whatever.
13:22 In the bathroom, has to let everyone hear the rain. Because a gentle rain apparently doesn’t happen anywhere else in the world.
13:25 Says she’s a pluviophile, but fuck storms. So I tried to google ‘pluviophile who hates storms’ and it gave me its equivalent of ‘this bitch is full of shit,’ aka: zero returns.
13:45 Professes she’ll try on her clothes in another video. States this video was a flop just like most of her other ones and does the retarded kissing goodbye. The final freeze-frame looks like she’s sniffing her flesh-mitten’s fingers.
TL;DW/R: Don't bother. It's dull as fuck.
Fuck me sideways what's with the thumbnail? Utterly disgusting.
Also why is Hamber buying shit during this pandemic that she doesn't need?... Calling it now, she's gonna have a video in the future saying she got no munneys.
Also why is Hamber buying shit during this pandemic that she doesn't need?... Calling it now, she's gonna have a video in the future saying she got no munneys.
Eye twitches are pretty common when you're stressed out & anything remotely approaching real, adult life stresses her out so... or a mineral deficiency. I love how she says not to look up stuff on Google if you don't want to be freaked out. If you employ an ounce of common sense & some reason, no need to be freaked out by Mr. Google. I said yesterday whatever her 'medical issue' was, she'd say how she didn't want to take up the valuable time of medical professionals with CoVD around and... she didn't disappoint. She's flailing for views.
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